OOOOH JIIIIIIILLLL!! COME ON!! I CAN'T EVEN THROW YOU LIKE THIS!!! LET'S JUST HAVE A FRIENDLY CHAT!!!
[How he hasn't broken out already is a mystery. Every time he stumbles, the ice he's encased in just hits the sand and continues his forward momentum. So, every few feet, he faceplants like the world's stupidest looking penguin before scrabbling back onto all fours.]
[Sorry, Jill. People are going to be laughing about this for awhile. At least everyone is having fun, right?]
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[How he hasn't broken out already is a mystery. Every time he stumbles, the ice he's encased in just hits the sand and continues his forward momentum. So, every few feet, he faceplants like the world's stupidest looking penguin before scrabbling back onto all fours.]
[Sorry, Jill. People are going to be laughing about this for awhile. At least everyone is having fun, right?]