Is that so? Never met any elves at home, so I'll just have to take your word for it. [Although Faris' world is home to wolfmen, moogles, and dwarves in undersea tunnels. Frankly, Astarion's looks are so like a human's that Faris had almost put the ears down to some kind of quirk of birth or a deliberate modification.

He might feel bad if he ever finds out the real reason for the white hair. As it is, right now this is someone who takes pride in being the youngest pirate captain known in his world... and who has a certain soft spot for old geezers, which of course, he is exercising in the most obnoxious way possible.] Strikes me as odd, though--ending up with this line o' work. Get sucked through a little glass bottle and end up with the fun ones, while the goody-two-shoes types conveniently land in the other fleet.