Mm. Not as common as you'd think. They usually stay downstairs. Humans get along just fine at making their own lives miserable without much diabolical intervention needed.
[He glances up from his poking and prodding at the barrier, one brow arched over the rim of his dark glasses.]
And who says I'm trying to get in...? [He's not suicidal. He knows a real exorcist when he sees one.] These things are right clever. And you don't figure out how things work by taking a sledgehammer to them.
[Crowley tries another approach - his demonic miracles aren't working, but he and Aziraphale have been doing each other's jobs for centuries. What if he tried a good old fashioned proper angelic blessing? ...Worth a shot.]
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Mm. Not as common as you'd think. They usually stay downstairs. Humans get along just fine at making their own lives miserable without much diabolical intervention needed.
[He glances up from his poking and prodding at the barrier, one brow arched over the rim of his dark glasses.]
And who says I'm trying to get in...? [He's not suicidal. He knows a real exorcist when he sees one.] These things are right clever. And you don't figure out how things work by taking a sledgehammer to them.
[Crowley tries another approach - his demonic miracles aren't working, but he and Aziraphale have been doing each other's jobs for centuries. What if he tried a good old fashioned proper angelic blessing? ...Worth a shot.]