[Crosses arms, keeping the flat look on his face all the while. Girl please... Slowly turning his head to the handsome merman, he shot it a minor glare when it winked at him. You can't seduce him, he likes girls! He's not going to let himself be taken that easily!]

Oh you poor, unfortunate soul. Woe is you.

[He drawled, tone ever dry as if he's been drinking salt water for the past three hours. The martial artist sighed, pinched his nose and shook his head before turning back over to his friend.]

Look at him, Rem. He's wearing gold and jewelry all over his body. [The merman hadn't even made any attempts to look necessitous.] Why does he need you to go out and get him food or more gems? He can get it himself! He's just trying to swindle you.