It would take a lot to make me regret anything I do.
[Consider that a challenge, just like the rest of this little conversation. It's obvious to Jarlaxle just how worked up he's getting the man, and he genuinely hopes the fire he's stoking will burn hot enough to leave him aching for days.
Not too far now, which was great for the both of them frankly; all these promises he's making aren't just getting Xenk excited.]
Don't threaten me with a good time. [He's eager for this, practically starving if he were to be honest.]
Challenging me back are you? Very well, if you can tire me out to the point where I'll need you to pick the knots at dawn, I'll commit to doing a single unambiguously altruistic deed of your choice, O' paladin of Tyr.
no subject
[Consider that a challenge, just like the rest of this little conversation. It's obvious to Jarlaxle just how worked up he's getting the man, and he genuinely hopes the fire he's stoking will burn hot enough to leave him aching for days.
Not too far now, which was great for the both of them frankly; all these promises he's making aren't just getting Xenk excited.]
Don't threaten me with a good time. [He's eager for this, practically starving if he were to be honest.]
Challenging me back are you? Very well, if you can tire me out to the point where I'll need you to pick the knots at dawn, I'll commit to doing a single unambiguously altruistic deed of your choice, O' paladin of Tyr.
One.