Kaveh is storming a particular hideout of the Lonely Heart's crew. There have already been several explosions but he is but one man armed with a canteen of water and a robot suitcase with a claymore, he could probably use some help getting his goddamn husband back.]
B. To the Nines, With Vengence [Kaveh does, naturally, feel very strongly about the concept of people crashing weddings, and as such was perfectly willing to help look the part for decoy weddings, especially after...certain events. Naturally, he looks fantastic, dressed in an entirely different suit than his actual one, and he seems, primarily, to be here to help other people get their disguises in order with the grim determination of a man deeply furious about the entire thing.
It's too late to run. he's spotted you. he's going to get you Dressed.]
C. Birds of Paradise [Naturally, because Kaveh's life is a comedy, he has become extremely popular with the local birds almost instantaneously. He doesn't really mind it, he's bought a comical amount of fruits and nuts to feed to his feathered friends, and frankly it's fairly relaxing after...everything else on Latrommi.
That is until a very LARGE rainbow colored bird lands on his shoulder and starts preening his hair. It's...really very heavy. Someone please help him.]
D. Sacababuffsis [...Somehow, he should have expected this.
Kaveh has found the posters of Sacababuffsis. Actually, it's more like he's being haunted with them. He's taken them down on Latrommi. He's taken them down on Eltnam. He's taken them down on Elah. He has torn the bastards off the side of his goddamn house.
Which is why, holding a stack of torn down posters, he is currently staring at a truly comically huge mural-sized poster of the goddamn thing like he wants to cry.]
...This is his fault. I know it's his fault. I don't know how but it has to be his fault...
E. The Lion of Kshahrewar [So if you were looking for Kaveh on Eltrut on a certain day, what you have found instead is a full-grown ass capital L Lion. Luckily, being a lion, he's not particularly inclined to do the hunting, and instead seems content to be flopped in the sunlight with Shadowlily.
That said, get too close to the smaller cat or his garden and he is going to defend his territory...
F. Wildcard [Want a different option? Contact moepuff @ discord for options or make one up!]
Kaveh | Genshin Impact | Paladin
[Now, Kaveh's not quite sure how this happened. perhaps Alhaitham was mistaken for another target. Perhaps this was a joke in poor taste. Perhaps they strayed too close to a decoy wedding while checking out the last minute details at the venue. What Kaveh does know is his fiancée has been taken, and it was a good thing, wasn't it, that he'd put a spare tracking pin he'd made during Daqiang's commission on the man.
Kaveh is storming a particular hideout of the Lonely Heart's crew. There have already been several explosions but he is but one man armed with a canteen of water and a robot suitcase with a claymore, he could probably use some help getting his goddamn husband back.]
B. To the Nines, With Vengence
[Kaveh does, naturally, feel very strongly about the concept of people crashing weddings, and as such was perfectly willing to help look the part for decoy weddings, especially after...certain events. Naturally, he looks fantastic, dressed in an entirely different suit than his actual one, and he seems, primarily, to be here to help other people get their disguises in order with the grim determination of a man deeply furious about the entire thing.
It's too late to run. he's spotted you. he's going to get you Dressed.]
C. Birds of Paradise
[Naturally, because Kaveh's life is a comedy, he has become extremely popular with the local birds almost instantaneously. He doesn't really mind it, he's bought a comical amount of fruits and nuts to feed to his feathered friends, and frankly it's fairly relaxing after...everything else on Latrommi.
That is until a very LARGE rainbow colored bird lands on his shoulder and starts preening his hair. It's...really very heavy. Someone please help him.]
D. Sacababuffsis
[...Somehow, he should have expected this.
Kaveh has found the posters of Sacababuffsis. Actually, it's more like he's being haunted with them. He's taken them down on Latrommi. He's taken them down on Eltnam. He's taken them down on Elah. He has torn the bastards off the side of his goddamn house.
Which is why, holding a stack of torn down posters, he is currently staring at a truly comically huge mural-sized poster of the goddamn thing like he wants to cry.]
...This is his fault. I know it's his fault. I don't know how but it has to be his fault...
E. The Lion of Kshahrewar
[So if you were looking for Kaveh on Eltrut on a certain day, what you have found instead is a full-grown ass capital L Lion. Luckily, being a lion, he's not particularly inclined to do the hunting, and instead seems content to be flopped in the sunlight with Shadowlily.
That said, get too close to the smaller cat or his garden and he is going to defend his territory...
F. Wildcard
[Want a different option? Contact moepuff @ discord for options or make one up!]