[Really, he was going to help after the slugs ran their gambit and the slime was left for the picking. But there were so many frightened, and Zack's scream was just so priceless--he couldn't help himself, he nearly fell over laughing at the entire sight.]
Y-you... [He was wheezing too hard to continue whatever it was he was going to say. He collapsed into another fit of giggles as he took in the full sight of Zack now covered in slug slime. His knee was going to bruise at this rate from his own slapping as he bent over from laughter.]
You... you scream like a little girl, yo.
[He finally managed to get out between deep breathes and fits of smaller giggles. He began to casually walk towards Zack, wondering whether it'd be worth it really to help the ex-SOLDIER or simply start scooping up slime. He'd probably get less on him if he just ignored Zack's plight.]
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Y-you... [He was wheezing too hard to continue whatever it was he was going to say. He collapsed into another fit of giggles as he took in the full sight of Zack now covered in slug slime. His knee was going to bruise at this rate from his own slapping as he bent over from laughter.]
You... you scream like a little girl, yo.
[He finally managed to get out between deep breathes and fits of smaller giggles. He began to casually walk towards Zack, wondering whether it'd be worth it really to help the ex-SOLDIER or simply start scooping up slime. He'd probably get less on him if he just ignored Zack's plight.]