[ No problem there. Alucard prefers to employ people that do the thieving for him. His hands are clean here! Unless you want to count the slugs he had to cull off the Royal Fortune at some point, then they're slimy.

He listens to Xenk's explanation, the smile fading into a more thoughtful line. ]

It sounds like you're saying the gods are another world away from your own. Why would they need soldiers in a land they don't live?