[ After putting in their orders - or rather Xenk's order, because Alucard gets whatever he does - the magician sets his elbows on the table and laces his fingers beneath his chin. ]

The rules are in the name of the game, really. You must tell two true statements about yourself and one lie. Then the other person must guess which of the statements is the lie. If they're wrong, they drink. If they're correct, the one who told the lie drinks.

It's best to start with a topic - likes, dislikes, skills, that sort of thing. I'll demonstrate by going first, so would you like to select the first topic for us?