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Welcome to the Test Drive Meme for

escordvi! Anyone can participate in the test drive, regardless of invite eligibility. Just keep in mind that only those who have received invitations from the mods can actually reserve on December 25 and apply on January 1st. Our EMP/ATP can be found here.

For your toplevel, please include the following: Character Name | Canon | Armada Choice | TDM (IF TDMING). Current players can use the same header, just without the "TDM" label. We do require those who are TDMin'g to include the label so other players can distinguish between others.

For everyone's convenience, TDM threads can be carried over in game if you wish! If you are still unsure which armada to place your character, you can play it a bit loose and vague in the TDM and make retroactive changes if you carry over the threads. The log itself is set to cover starting from December 14 until the end of the month. Characters will appear at random intervals during this time rather than all at once, so players have some more flexibility on how much more adjusted they are for someone else.

If you have any question about the TDM, comment here. If you have questions about the game in general, please comment to the Game Info.

TOPLEVEL DIRECTORY (Updated December 18)

GETTING STARTED

This section can be timed for any time after December 1st until the end of the month, which includes during the current event. These prompts are to benefit those TDMing, but this portion can be handwaved instead and serve as a reference for players to know what their character will have experienced and learned on arrival.

STARTER SHIPS

There are two ships that serve as starting ships for each armada: Stormbringer for the Corsairs, and Royal Fortune for the Paladins. There are various ways new arrivals—or riftfarers as they will be called, among other creative names—will appear on or by these ships. The crews for both ships will also seem a bit odd to some, as it is a mix of humans and various animal folk, non-humans that look more animal than human. Some just look like large versions of their smaller counterparts. From birds, to seals, to even bears, there is no shortage of interesting faces and people on these ships.

🚪 Random room. It could be empty, filled with crates or supplies; down in the hull where the livestock are kept; have the luck to awaken in a bed...or the misfortune of that bed already occupied; somewhere in the kitchens; in the bathroom—any room! Now let's hope the doors can open or someone may have to try and ask for help. Or jump through the porthole if there is one and it's above water.
⛵ On deck. If not in the ship itself, another possible spot to wake up to is somewhere on the maindeck. If they're lucky, they're on the deck itself. More unfortunate souls may find themselves caught in the sails or netting, the crow's nest, or on the top of the masts. Someone should be able to help, right? Or catch.
🌊 In the water. The most unlucky sods will find themselves appearing in mid-air just past the ship and plummeting straight into the water. Good news, there's always someone on the lookout for such a thing and calls for help to "throw a lifesaver, get the rowboat!" will be made. Are there sharks? Well... ...Are there?

However the new riftfarers arrive, they will be poorly clothed, practically rags or loose uniforms depending on the ship. Fortunately, veteran crewmates will guide them, escorting them to a room with a strange typewriter in it. After typing their name, the typewriter will magically continue and type by itself at a fast pace until it dings and rolls out the paper. This paper will have the following information:

• Name and Shellphone ID (journalname)
• Armada (Corsair or Paladin, will match the starter ship)
• Cabin Number for their personal cabin on the starter ship
• Apartment Address for their personal address at their base armada location
• A basic map of the starting locations in Eltrut, including written directions (continued in the Eltrut section)
• A basic map of where they can find a chest with their original clothes and belongings (this will be different for every person and will be anywhere either on the starter ship or on Eltrut—players can be creative here).

After that, the crewmate will do their best to explain the basics of how they got here, what's going on, and what they'll need to do to live in Escordvi while they are here, giving them a small leather pouch with money. They will be reaching Eltrut soon, so the crewmate will suggest they look around, meet the others who have arrived. Even from their distance, they will be able to see the giant sea turtle that serves as Eltrut's leviathan.

ON ELTRUT

Once in Eltrut, the new riftfarers will be greeted by several birdfolk who will be happy to give tours to those who may need them. Otherwise, anyone is free to roam as they please and will have a map for the following main places they should visit.

🐚 Microshell. The first stop that is encouraged will be Microshell, the main store to acquire their own personal Shellphone. The paper they received on their starter ship will have their ID and the staff at the store will set them up, explaining how the device and the network works.
✒️ Inkwave, Tattoo Parlor. The next stop is Inkwave, a tattoo parlor run by a very burly but friendly octopus, Knistej. Here everyone receives their own unique magic tattoo, allowing anyone to cast specific single element spells and other magic. Note: tattoos are required before anyone will be able to use their original magical abilities.
📜 MANTA office. The final stop is the MANTA office, where all the request, mission, and task notices are posted. Each armada has their own branch office for armada specific notices as well. A great place to find jobs to earn some cash so they don't stay a hobo forever.

FESTIVAL

To celebrate Winterstide, the leviathans have all moved towards a northern point where snow will fall regularly all over. A huge feast has been put together for all to come and enjoy. From fully roasted pigs and turkeys with all the fixings to fruit cheesecake, mince pies, savoury meat pies, coffee cake, peach rum bars, shortbread cookies, freshly baked bread, scalloped potatoes and more. Participants are also encouraged to bring a dish to add to the massive feast to show off their culinary mastery or their own creative creations. Including someone who’s brought a horrible gelatinous jello that’s stuffed with ham, peas and … sweet berries.

Let's not forget the plethora of drinks available to anyone of age. From spiked eggnog, to crab apple cider, spiced beers, frothy grog and frosty ice wines, everything is on the table. Similar to the food dishes, there are some contests for people to try and mix their best "Winterstide" drink, and both non-alcoholic and alcoholic variations are allowed. There's even a special drink called the Winter Snowzie that's made of shaved ice and flavored syrup. Drinking one of these will make one feel warm for a little while before they get hit by a blast of cold at the end.

A special meal for Eltrut is also underway, with giant hotpot cauldrons scattered around the main port for everyone to throw in ingredients. Because the poor turtle doesn't like the cold, only super hot and warm ingredients that would suit a giant turtle's belly should be used. These giant cauldrons will be periodically offered for the leviathan, and really Eltrut can stomach a lot of things, even the spiciest pepper! If Eltrut eats something warm enough, his body may even become warm enough to raise the temperatures around for a little while.

There are many different activities and traditions to do this Winterstide, and it's lasting until the end of the month. Plenty of time to get any last minute gifts and exchange with friends and loved ones.

💝 Decorating. All the leviathans have moved to a chilly spot for Winterstide. Because they are all close together this year, the locals thought it might be a nice touch to decorate the leviathans with some festive Winterstide adornments. Use giant ribbons, long strips of garland and tinsel and other large winter-y decorations and spruce up each leviathan. Nogard might look adorable with a massive bow on its bony dragon head, and Elah might enjoy having a necklace of sparkling green, red and gold ribbon.

👑 Holly crowns. To get in the festive cheer, fancy crowns made out of holly leaves, pine twigs, berries, mistletoe and pine cones can be made. Use ribbons and string to tie them together carefully and make crowns that can be worn or gifted. Very pretty!

🐔 Chicken toss. It’s the festive season and that means Eltrut wants to celebrate too. He’s worked up a big appetite, so make sure our giant turtle gets a piece of the feast. On several large ships, huge honey roasted rotisserie chickens the size of small houses have been prepared for him to eat. The only way to get them to Eltrut is to use special magitech catapults built to accommodate their size and launch them in. It does take a bit of aiming and a boost of magic to make sure they get all the way up into Eltrut's mouth!

🦇 Mistlebats. While there may be some sprigs of holly hanging around doorways, there is a special species of bats with wings of mistletoe leaves and cute little red heads. They will fly around and bite people, making the bitten want to either kiss or fight others. How severe the effect is up to the player. Some might want to "kiss" to the cheek (either by mouth or fist) or some might want a full "passionate" session.

🐸 Mistletoads. A new edition to this year's mischievous little creatures running about are the little festive frogs that are making everyone’s lives very interesting. These frogs (that are wearing little red ribbons and hats) will do their best to kiss you and change you into a ribbiting, hoppy-go-lucky frog. And the only way to turn back is to go get a kiss from another person willing to kiss a frog right on the lips.

🔥 Burning logs. Some say that taking a decorated log of wood, sharing stories with someone about your past, and then setting the log on fire during Winterstide will chase away any negative vibes for the new year. Take a log and pretty it up to your heart's desire with ribbons and tinsel before setting it on fire to symbolically burn away any dark thoughts and nasty spirits. And share a story with a new friend while you’re at it. Just be careful not to set anything else on fire.

🎁 Regifting. Once again, the Corsairs are on a mission to "regift" items, targeting the wealthy and distributing to those more in need. Of course, not everyone has such "charitable" intentions, preferring to line their own pockets or working for another. In response the Paladins are upping security while working on their own endeavors to wrap and deliver goods.

🍭 Candycane dare. A special challenge targeted towards couples, but can be played by anyone. Each person takes one side of the candy cane and starts biting off a piece each turn. Will they meet in the middle? Or will someone break away before?

🎀 Ribbon dance. Little birds will randomly attach a colored ribbon to an individual and should they decide to participate, they must find a partner with the same colored ribbon. Multiple individuals will be in a color "group" so there will be more than one option. Once partnered off, they must bind their wrists with the matching colored ribbon and dance together until the ribbon falls off. For those who may be shy, the magic ribbon may just choose the partners for them.

🐇 Jackalopes. The Frostsinger’s helpers are fluffy, horned rabbits called Jackalopes that run about the festival making festive cheer. This year, they’ve made it a game for everyone to try and catch these feisty and fast little creatures and return them to a giant wicker basket in the centre of Eltrut’s main square. Be careful, they are swift and agile things and will do anything to stay out of anyone’s hands for long. But a good pirate doesn’t back down from a good challenge.

❄️ Snowball war. Where there is new snow, there are snowball fights. Roll up as many snowballs as possible and take down anyone from the opposite armada. A full-blown competition has broken out, pitting corsairs against paladins to see how many points the other armada can score with each snowball hit! Everywhere is a battlefield! No mercy!

☃️ Snow pirates. Everyone is encouraged to build snowpirates! Using the freshly fallen snow, roll up and create the best rendition of the corsairs and paladins (or other people) you know in your life. Dress them up in stolen clothing and hats, give them carrot stick noses and watch them come to life and dance.

There are some other activities that are happening all over. The Frostsinger has created giant snowflakes that anyone can either hop around like a jumping puzzle, or take one for a ride if one can stand the cold. Special small boats can be found around the piers armed with hand snow cannons. Riders can either work as pairs or go solo to try and blast their opponents with snowballs. With all the snow covering the leviathans, they all have special slopes formed from their fins, spines, and shell that are perfect for any winter sports such as skiing, snowboarding, and sledding. Finally, some may receive a special guest from an entity called Mari Lwyd. Despite her appearance, she is a friendly spirit and just wishes to indulge in alcohol. She'll challenge anyone to a drinking contest and will give good tidings and blessings to those who can beat her!

Special markets, performances in the plazas, parades—there is a lot to do as everyday is a celebration.

TOY CHAOS

Threads in this section are worth 4pts.

While everyone is enjoying the Winterstide festivities, an evil is lurking, ready to strike and try to ruin it all. In seeking vengeance for his thwarted plans to take over Yostelsia last year, towards the last week of the month the Pirat King will cast a spell on the toys that are sent out as gifts. At a random time, the toy will come to life and start behaving strangely and move on their own. Fortunately, due to their small size and materials, they aren't too threatening…however, there is more to these cursed toys than meets the eye.

Especially when that "toy curse" spreads to other toys. The original cursed toys will affect other toys that were originally safe, increasing their numbers and making it more difficult to attack as children start to cry about losing their favorite toy. Uh oh. Is Winterstide ruined!?

(The following prompts can be set anywhere.)

🎁 Boxed up. Whether it's after opening a gift or around a toy that popped out of one, beware! Even the boxes have been cursed to enlarge before ribbons fly out to try and tie up people to shove them inside. Although those trapped can move around and try to escape, making the bounce box around, unless they have something sharp with them they'll need help from someone on the outside.

🔫 Toy soldier shootout. Some are small while others are giant nutcrackers that are about knee high. Although only armed with plastic cork guns and rubber swords, at some point the toys will load their weapons with rocks and hard candy which will hurt. Defeat the troops before it's true toy anarchy!

🪄 Counter spells. While there is no spell that can completely lift the curse from the Pirat King, spells and enchantments that can temporarily stop a toy's movements will be effective in capturing them and locking them in a box. However, care must be taken that the toy is not damaged when doing so.

🔧 Build a resistance! As terrifying as toys attacking can be, it can be doubly traumatizing if a child's precious toy that was victim to the curse is destroyed. Anyone who can build or do crafts will be of great help to build toys that can be used to fight back against the toys, either by their design or through special spells and enchantments.

Any toys that are damaged will be collected to hopefully be repaired, with priority on toys that were already in possession of a child or considered a treasured item.

But it's not just toys that are being cursed. Toys will curse people and transform them into toys. The victim will transform into some toy form and will need to be saved from their new plight. Fortunately, such curses are not new, so there is a remedy available: magic gumdrops. The problem is while there is supply, there will not be enough as more people are affected until the Pirat King is defeated, so the herbalists and candy makers will need help to create them. Volunteers will be given a list of ingredients that can be found on all three of the leviathans, and those who can cook will be instructed on how to create the candies. After that, it's quickly finding those who are cursed and feeding them the gumdrop. One should do, but two might be needed.

Of course, the only way to rid the curse completely is to defeat the Pirat King again. This will require volunteers to sail to Yotelsia where the Pirat King is hiding away again. This time, however, the battle will be a different kind.

About Yotelsia

For those unfamiliar with the island, Yotelsia is an island made of only toys—including the island itself:

A strange island seen during Winterstide, this massive place is a mysteriously magical island covered in all sorts of toys. This is an island known to belong to the Frostsinger a powerful winter spirit, and every year during Winterstide she allows access for those to harvest toys and other materials for the winter season.

Those who venture out and near the island will notice the magic surrounding this island almost immediately. The once fluid water becomes choppier and blocky to the point where most ships must either use equipment similar to ice breakers to get through or stop completely before risking damage from the strange green and blue blocks that now float and fill the waters surrounding the island. Sailors will find their bodies changing to match the island’s power as well— they may find themselves turning into toys themselves.

The island itself is made completely out of "toy materials"—fabrics, felt, wood, metal, cotton. There is nothing "living" here, including the plants. Felt trees, plastic bushes, popsicle stick cliffs, building block hills. It's a mishmash of everything with no rhyme or reason. And usually, nothing is living here, just plain toys.

In addition to the plethora of toys and plants, the Frostsinger’s familiars can be found frolicking all over the island. These speedy jackalopes are friendly for the most part but often get into trouble and need to be rescued. But when they are not getting into mischief they are known to guide and help wayward travelers across the island.

(The following prompts are set only in Yotelsia.)

⛵ Sink their battleship. The moment ships near Yotelsia's shores, both ship and crew will turn into a toy form, shrinking down to considerable size. They will find that the "water" has turned into "squares" with "pegs" on them and a misty wall has appeared to obscure their view of the opposing side. Rather than a direct fight, they must try and guess their opponent's position to launch giant gumdrop cannonballs. Only once they manage to hit the ship once will the fog clear and direct combat can be engaged.

💃 Dance Dance Doom. After making it to the shore and moving further in, people find themselves grouped up on a platform with arrows and symbols on it. It will rise up and take them over a giant chasm of sticky, melted marshmallows. Music will play from somewhere and arrow combinations will be seen flying towards them. These are actually (toy) missiles and they must hit the proper combo and sequence to destroy the flying arrows and to advance the platform. Should they fail, the platform will take damage and fall until it crashes into the marshmallow pit. Those who fall can escape and be rescued, but it will take a while. Groups (pairs) can work together to coordinate combination hits, which could prove useful for any fast or insane combinations.

🦛 Hungry Hungry Hippo. Past that is a swamp filled with toy hippos, and they are hungry. Capable of stretching their necks out a considerable length, whack the large gumballs that are scattered throughout the swap to appease them. If fed well, they will help them cross the swamp.

👟 Whack a Rat. Beyond the swamp is a field littered with holes. Every so often, a toy version of the Pirat King appears out of the hole to taunt them. Here the Frostsinger will appear and give them all ballet slippers to use. Wearing them will turn them large enough to stomp on the holes. Otherwise, one could try and run and smack them with the slipper, or throw it. A new slipper will appear. Destroy as many of the rats as possible.

After getting through the challenges, the Pirat King will be angered enough to finally reveal itself. Now it's up to the lady luck to determine how fighter's fare. Use a 20-sided die and note the number in the subject line to be referenced later (we'll ask for all the rolls used for AC submissions). If the roll is 10, then whatever action will likely fail. If it's 10 then it's likely to succeed. You can opt to roll for the Pirat King or not.

QUESTS

The current MANTA Board is available, but we have a couple of additional quests that are specific for the event! Teaming up is of course encouraged, no matter what the affiliation. You can assume they acquired some kind of ship for the quests out at sea, either the starter ship or some other ship heading out there. All quests will be worth 4 points.

Frosty Finesse

Eltrut

A large pad of ice has appeared in the center of Eltrut. No one is sure where this pad of ice came from, but a challenge has appeared to see who can traverse across it the fastest. Using all manners of skills or magic, whoever can get to the other side without crashing might just get a nice reward. Race your comrades, challenge someone from the opposite armada, or just enjoy a leisurely skate across the pretty glossy ice. If you can make it across the fastest you will be rewarded with a scarf and pair of mittens that always stay toasty warm even in the coldest of nights.

Mischievous Minis

Everywhere

Tiny creatures have appeared and have been annoying the locals, always wisping around their heads while trying to get them to do something. There has been a demand for travelers to get rid of these pesky and nosy things before someone loses their patience. The tiny creatures themselves seem to be trying to whisper something in people’s ears. Maybe if you listen you’ll hear something good. Or maybe they’ll tell others your deepest desires. All anyone knows is that they’re known to lie. Get rid of them by capturing them with nets, shooing them away with your hand or … burning them with fire. You do you.

An Order for Jadis

Atnam

A local bakery is requesting help in creating a large batch of turkish delight as fast as possible for a client who claims that she is a witch. So long as you can lift heavy bags of sugar or work with your hands, you’re more than welcome to help. Team up with someone to get as many batches of this squishy sweet delight made as possible and as fast as possible. Just beware that making turkish delight can be a little messy. The sweet dessert is sticky and goopy. It requires boiling, mixing, cooling and shaping. So it won’t be an easy task!

Rootin’ Tootin’ Shootin’

Eltrut

A small travelling merchant ship has docked on Eltrut and is offering a little challenge. They have several painted wooden targets set up and are challenging dock-goers to shooting the targets with a simple handheld pistol. It’s a challenge of precision and speed as the little wooden targets move and shift around quickly and it can be tricky to get them. If a challenger can shoot down a good score of targets, they will be rewarded with a discount on the ship’s stock of fancy handmade pistols that they have for sale. Nice marketing technique?

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Ah, holidays can't run from us! The mushy feelings are in everyone! Sometimes you just need a little help getting them out.

[ She playfully throws her arm around him for a sidehug. ]

Yeah, well-- your book is wrong, buddy, sorry to bust your bubble. We've got those, specifically one of 'em who happens to be our reigning fuckin' King, but then there's Hellborns, like myself, and Sinners, who are you guys when you die and come downstairs instead of climbing to the Pearly Gates.

[He is possibly the farthest imaginable thing from being offended by a human not finding him beautiful. Flashback to that crazy monsterfucker girl-- noooo thank you. He grimaces.]

Yeah-- Blitzø. The o is silent. Y'got one yourself, Preacher?

I'm not going to hold my breath. They only grow on Olympus back home.

[And there's the pessimism. He does a mental eye roll at himself and tells himself to be nicer because Chopper is trying to help.]

One of the perks, yeah.

[He tries and fails to keep the bitterness out of his voice. He pinched the bridge of his nose.]

Sorry. I don't mean to be snippy.

_{[ They can argue about theology all day, because most of it will be Wolfwood just bullshitting what he knows, but the least he can do is offer his hand. This demon did save his life afterall. Drowning would have been an awful way to go. ]}

Nicholas D. Wolfwood.

_{[ Or should he had introduced himself with his codename? Doesn't seem to matter. ]}

You're an unconventional demon if you ask me. You're not s'posed to be saving our lives. God is pleased with your kindness. If you do happen to see that cross, let me know. I can't work without it.

_{[ aka blow people into smithereens with it.. ]}

I need some cigarettes too.

[Blitzø is immediately distrusting of the hand, clear in the way one eye scrunches, but he reaches out and claps his palm into Wolfwood's anyway. For all he knew, the guy might take it truly personally if he doesn't shake his hand and write a fuckin' sermon about it.]

Nicho-- that is way too fuckin' long, Preacher.

[He grimaces, pulling his lips away from his teeth and recoiling his hand, wiping it off on his jacket.] Uh, ew. God can eat my ass if he's interested, but I'll keep an eye out for your cross if you promise to stop recommending my shit to him. Just because I don't wanna watch somebody die doesn't make me "good", a'ight?

[He pops his lips.] Eltrut'll have some, but most good shit's rare commodity so don't expect to be able to chainsmoke.

_{[ 'Preacher' is kind of cute. This whole time, Nicholas has been saying he's an undertaker, but he can live with preacher. He's something like that. Kind of. Though, cigarettes being hard to come by is going to be a problem, but it's not too different from Noman's Land. Sometimes you have to sacrifice luxury for survival.

The conversation has diverted from cigarettes to a demon's moral compass, and everyone's moral compass is questionable in some way from what he knows.. even Vash's, who is a pacifist. Maybe that's part of the reason his morals are questionable. Wolfwood would argue that killing another to save what's good is the kind of path he would take. This demon rescued his life, so Wolfwood has silently decided to owe him one in the future. ]}

If you say so.

_{[ A click of his tongue. ]}

Well. I won't be sharing, then. How long you been here for?

[A flicker of something knits his brows. Wanna bet?]

"Not me, I'm stone cold."

[He makes no move to shirk her off, though distantly, Axel wonders when being grappled this woman turned into a repeat pattern.]

"You won't catch me overwhelmed by Winterstide Cheer."

[Even if he says it as casually as anything else in this conversation.]

[Don't fuckin' do that, Woof, B doesn't do being owed. You don't owe him shit!! Stupid tall-ass loafer-wearing preacher man.]

[He sticks his tongue out, reaching into a breast pocket to produce a pack of cigarettes and smack one to stick out for Nick to take.] This is a one-time occurrence, you hear me? And it's not me "being nice", it's because a nicotine addiction's a fuckin' bitch and I don't know when you'll get your Preachy mitts on more.

[He claims his own and digs a lighter out of his pocket.] 'bout uhhh..., Almost five months now.

_{[ Oh. This earn him a genuine smile. Wolfwood crouches down (how to not speak to short people) and takes the cigarette, putting it in his mouth. He leans forward slightly, and waits. Light it for him, buddy. ]}

My life is saved and I get a cigarette? You sure you're not an angel instead?

_{[ DON'T PUSH IT, WW.. ]}

[His crouching earns him a stank eye, but he can't really blame him-- dude's like two whole feet taller than he is and doesn't have a tail for balance, so leaning that far over might actually send him to the ground. Humans were such awkward-looking things. He rolls his eyes and pockets the pack of cigarettes again, tossing his lighter at Nicholas to bean him straight between the eyebrows with another buzzer sound.]

Real fuckin' sure, sugartits.

_{[ His reflexes are fast. Unnaturally fast for someone who appears to be an average human. The lighter is caught, and Wolfwood, he does a neat little trick with it before lighting the cigarette. Look closely or you will miss it, Blitzø. ]}

If it weren’t for the red skin and horns, I might would think of you as a Good Samaritan.

_{[ He straights his posture and takes a long drag from the cigarette, eyes fluttering shut for a moment. Yeah, he has an addiction. ]}

Tell me something, demon. What’s it like to be out of a place of eternal damnation?

[Former or otherwise, Blitzø was raised a performer. The trick is absolutely not lost on him, and it makes his posture loosen in surprise and maybe a little awe.]

[And then his weight shifts and he pops one hip, setting a hand against it.] Damn, never been more glad to be a weird red dickhead before.

[There's an odd, tiny amount of softness to his grin. Yeah, he knows addiction when he sees it. He holds his other hand out for his lighter.] 's not usually like eternal damnation, for me. I was born there, it's all I've ever known.

_{[ Wolfwood is curious, then, about Hell, and if it’s anything like the Eye of Michael talked about. He hands back the lighter. ]}

I don’t imagine there’s a lot of water there— like here.

_{[ Wolfwood gestures to the sea around them. ]}

I’ve never seen anything like it before.

_{[ It’s beautiful. 🥹 ]}

How bad is the punishment down there for Sinners?

_{[ how fucked is he cause he’s killed a bunch of people.. ]}

Olympus? Hm. That might make it trickier. If we are not able to get what you need here, I can still try to treat you the same as I would a regular human, but it would be best if I had what I'd need to treat you properly.

[Chopper, for his part, doesn't seem mad or upset, just wishing he could do more from here to help. But it makes sense that sometimes there might be certain treatments or ingredients that might only be found in a particular place, so it might be that they can't access some things here. Or you might find new alternatives here instead. He shakes his head as the other apologizes, his ears shifting.]

It's okay. I know ending up here might be frustrating.

[He tosses the lighter once, flicking it open and then closed, slipping it back in his pocket.] Can't promise to share cigs, but combustibles are easier to come by, so if you ever need a lighter I got you. [A shrug. He offers things so easily, despite being a fucking demon.]

[He considers the statement, frowning and shrugging again, this time with just one shoulder. He takes a drag from his own cigarette and holds the smoke in his mouth a minute before exhaling.] There's oceans, just only in specific areas. Most of it's pretty hot and dry-- Pride, the ring I live in is, at least, and it doesn't rain much. Rains all the time in Lust, though-- there's probably an "everything is wet in Lust" joke to be made, there.

[He tilts his head, frowning. He could play this up and scare the shit outta the guy, but that he's asking... Probably means a few things.] You think you're comin' downstairs when you kick it?

[His ears stands straight upon feeling the cold wind and he's eying her, carefully watching her movements.]

I'm not made for all that climbing and jumping around that we did.

[Liar. Not that she'd know. Leona's just a lazy cat deep down. His tail sways almost lazily behind him even as there's a flick of his magic pen sliding into his hand.]

[He grins, stepping closer to Azul and leaning down towards him.]

And if I don't?

[It's not a bad smell, though the wyvern does make his nose wrinkle a bit. He's not used to the smell and it just reminds him of a certain overgrown lizard back home honestly.

He's quiet for a moment, tail flicking, and then:]

Don't take this personally.

[It might sound like a threat, but Leona can feel something and he's aware of it enough to know that it might've had to do with those stupid pests. The herbivore shouldn't smell as good as he does or look tempting.

So, he's just...yanking Claude close by the collar of his shirt and kissing him.]

[Leona watches him carefully, instincts telling him to back off.

He's not sure what it is, but he's not really liking what he's seeing from the other man.]

That's not really an answer.

_{[ hot and dry… thanks, he hates it. Wolfwood is pretty certain there is still sand up under his ballsack from walking along the dunes endlessly back home. A break from the sand is nice, even if he feels like he might slowly be getting seasick.

That question, though. He’s surprised they’re talking about this already. Honestly, Nicholas isn’t too sure what happens in the afterlife, but he feels like a lot, if not all, of humanity does not deserve redemption. That includes himself. ]}

Guess that’s up to the big guy upstairs to decide. I’m fine with whatever.

[Blitzø has never known any different, as previously stated, but-- he's also a lizard, so the hot and dry climate of Hell suits him just fine.]

[He looks vaguely unimpressed with Wolfwood's non-answer, inspecting his claws.] Most humans think themselves to be hot shit, especially the ones who preach about God the way you do. Surprised you're worrying about the other side.

[The Marshmallow Nurse sure is something, huh? Jack would absolutely love him in another context, but right now he keeps getting annoyed by the fact Mr. Bouncy keeps getting in the way of his fun. When Hiro calls him out, Jack just shrugs.]

You shouldn't have brought him to a snowball fight if he can't stand the cold.

[He's keeping up the little shit attitude, but he's not truly freezing Baymax anyway. Just sending the frost around his squishy body to see how the robot reacts. It reaches the face now, blurrying the visors.]

[The Collie explodes in thousands of little flakes, and many of them land on Basker's noses. His confused little faces are adorable, and Jack feels bad for not being able to keep up the illusion for longer. With a slight wave of his staff, he calls a light breeze that starts pushing the snowball around.]

Conservatory? You've been keeping the little guy inside? He's a dog, of course he's excited to be outside and have a chance to play!

[Every day that passes, adults get better at offending Jack by showing how unfun they can be. Ugh. Determined to give the puppy what he deserves, he flies ahead and freezes the ground to send Basker sliding right into the ball. Let's show all three heads what playing is actually like.]

I didn't intend to get into a snowball fight. You guys started it!

[Baymax doesn't seem to mind, probably because he merely turns on his heating function to melt any frost that might occur to his body. Sending out warmth that Hiro only feels when Baymax puts a hand on his shoulder to reassure and calm him.]

It is okay, Hiro. I can get you more appropriate clothing if you want to play with your friends.

[ That was clearly the wrong thing to say to this person in particular, if that grin is any indication. ]

Dear sir, I do believe you've accidentally challenged me. I'm going to make sure you're so overwhelmed by holiday spirit, you upchuck pure glitter.

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