[It works about as well as you would expect. With a giant fat man expanding into existence on top of his arch-nemesis right after they locked lips. Fortunately for Sonic, Eggman rolls off of his foe and immediately starts gagging over the edge of the pier.]
Blech! Blaaaagh! Why?! Why even now do you taste like chili dogs?! Have you never heard of fruit?! Or mouthwash?!
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Blech! Blaaaagh! Why?! Why even now do you taste like chili dogs?! Have you never heard of fruit?! Or mouthwash?!
[Look, he's exaggerating but he's traumatized.]