Player: Chips
Character: Emet-Selch
Item: Crystal statue - he'll pick one that has someone important and who is also still somehow alive (he can tell by his Soulsight).

Questions: How does one even break the crystal open-- (that's an Emet problem) He's planning on asking this person if they saw anything while trapped in crystal and will use that to track down other auctions hawking the whale bits etc. and shut them down.