[ Eyelid t-twitch! WHY is Surge poking the bear - er, duck? She's seen Della's explosive temper before - does she want to lose money or get them all kicked out? Does she have no sense of self-preservation?

Deep... deep... deep breath... and... UNLEASH THE MOM BABBLE! ]

So, they're triplets! Huey, Dewey, and Louie! Huey's such a smartie, he's got all these facts memorized and loves to learn! Dewey's a real superstar, always eager to try new things and face new foes! And Louie's a master of the loopholes, able to pinpoint the flaws of any villain's plans, but he's also got the biggest heart he loves to hide!