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KITSUNAMI ([personal profile] kitsunami) wrote in [community profile] escordvi2025-05-05 05:17 pm

[Open] May intro

Who: Kitsunami, Surge ([personal profile] tenrectricity), and you!
Status: Open
Where: Anywhere!
What: May intro and catch-all prompts!
Warnings: Tripping people with a loser's bloodbending(?)
JK the prompts are in the comments.
tenrectricity: (pic#17794974)

B) Maid day mayday for the terminally broke ft. Kitsunami

[personal profile] tenrectricity 2025-05-06 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ god forbid an animal be broke around these parts. between tattoos, hydropack repairs, and daily necessities? kit and surge's combined wallets have moths coming out of them.

that doesn't mean they won't treat themselves anyway, because surge deserves a treat, but that doesn't mean that there aren't any consequences for those treats. no... because when surge and kit aren't able to pay, those maid dresses they'd been offered upon entry are no longer voluntary.

that's why a green tenrec and a blue fennec fox will approach your table as you sit down to order, both dressed to the nines in their maidly fits. one is wearing a wide shark-toothed grin, while the other seems much more timid, pulling at the frills on his apron. it's the tenrec, who holds a feather duster in one hand and a menu in the other, who speaks: ]


Okay, let's see. We got... [ she's looking at the menu in her hand before turning it upside down, right side up, upside down. then she'll place it in front of the buyer. ] Yeah, so this is what we got, what'cha wanna order? No less than ten items, head chef in the back said so.

[ the chef ain't say that but they need as much cash as they can get around here. ]
tenrectricity: (pic#17794888)

C) Are you telling me shrimp fried this rice

[personal profile] tenrectricity 2025-05-06 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ when surge heard food, of course her floppy ears twitch and she's going to take herself right to eltrut's shores to see where it's at. shrimp is what they said, and here she thought that someone was selling, but no, it's more so lots of baby shrimp are hopping and swimming around in the water. her eyes widen at the sight, slowly rubbing her chin in thought as she looks left then right until she's placing her attention back on the snacks wiggling about. how many days would this keep her and kit fed? for a long time maybe.

it's hard being broke and having no way to keep a meal on the table, so what does surge go and do? she leaves the area to find six to eight buckets so that she can begin filling them up one by one. her hands scoop up a decent amount and dump them in. sure, she's helping them alright in her own way. ]


Hey, hey you. Hand me that really fat, juicy shrimp next to ya.

[ surge points over at it, trying to help them spot it before it gets away. ]

I bet he's super tasty on the grill.
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (to say goodbye)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-05-06 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So, once Della became a mom, she pretty much put all thoughts of romantic love (and lust) on the backburner. There was definitely a spark with Penny, but Della had wanted to take things slow, since the Lieutenant was still adjusting to earth. But here she is, yanked onto another world, with no clue when or how to get home.

She's still not planning on hooking up with anyone, but, well... can anyone blame her for a little observation? She'll just stay for an hour or two to ogle, grab a bite to eat, and then head back.

She'd been so busy eyeing the taller ladies she doesn't register who the extra company is at first, though the voice is familiar. She then blinks rapidly as the menu is popped in front of her - hey, quit blocking the view! ]


Huh? Oh, sure, I'll grab a small mug of mead, and do you guys know if you can put extra cheese on the -

[ That's when she gets an actual look at her servers.

Oh, hey, it's that tricky girl she hates! ]


AAAAAAAAAAH!

[ Oh, hey, it's that little boy she'd been smothering! ]

AAAAAAAAAAH!!

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?!

[ Oh, god, Surge is going to empty her wallet again! Oh, god, Kitsunami is going to think she's a pervert!!! THIS IS HELL!!!! ]
tenrectricity: (pic#17794850)

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[personal profile] tenrectricity 2025-05-06 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaaaa, what a sight it is!

[ the tenrec laughs, unshaken by the girl's shock compared to kit who's reaching for his things that fell on the floor. this chick is a sight to see, someone who leads a single-mother-adventuring-shockless-life has come to a place like this? who knew she was so... single mothers really have all the time! ]

Makin' a coin at your expense. Like what ya see?

[ surge goes as far as to sit on the table, crossing her legs with a wink, and that feather duster extends to tickle at the top of della's bill. it's not like she won't make this worse, looking to kitsunami as she chuckles. ]

You're doin' good Drippy, blowin' our guests outta the water!!

[ with her other hand, she'll tap the menu to lead della's wandering, lustful eyes back to what's before her. ]

Keep orderin', we are SO delighted to serve you.
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (to the front of the line)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-05-06 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingaboutIjustcameherefordinner.

[ Yeah, she said that all in one breath, rapidly, trying not to make eye-contact. SURGE PLEASE YOU ARE SO MUCH YOUNGER THAN HER DON'T MAKE THIS WEIRDER THAN IT ALREADY IS ]

... So. You two found each other. Great. Glad. Good. Fantastic. Happy for you.

[ oh god oh god please don't let her younger friends find out about this. sora, kieran, freiment MOM HAS NEEDS - ]

Can I just order food and pretend this never happened?
tenrectricity: (pic#17794979)

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[personal profile] tenrectricity 2025-05-06 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No, you ain't gotta explain alla that. [ defensive, but she's also curious. ] Somethin' wrong with us, chick?

[ as playful as surge was at first, she's sliding off the table, fixing the skirt of her attire as she looks to the other. it's when kitsunami becomes unsure that surge's attitude flares, but she's holding back from causing a scene.

they do need money. ]


I mean, if ya tryna peek, then peek. [ at her, and praise kitsunami for being able to put it on without any issues. he was doing fine until della started screaming... ]

But I didn't think we were that much of eyesores to ya.

[ maybe della should have just focused on the menu. especially with how surge is picking it back up to look at it herself. ]
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (it's such a lovely day)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-05-07 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, sweetie, no!

[ This is towards Kitsunami, hands clasped together, taking on Loving Mom Voice. ]

There's NOTHING I would love more than to spend time with you, for real! And if you ever need any help, I would do anything I can for you, I promise!

[ Then a side-eye at Surge. ]

You, I'd sell for one corn chip. Also, what's the big idea bringing him here? What is he, ten? You should be looking out for him, not dragging him to places like this!
tenrectricity: (pic#17794846)

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[personal profile] tenrectricity 2025-05-07 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ surge is a loudmouth, she makes herself known, but at this moment she's grown quiet. her expression from snarky to a more muted look as if she wasn't expecting that terminology either. it's because of the outburst and pretty aware of what della means by that is why surge shakes her head. ]

It's chill, Drippy. She's right, I did bring you here.

[ despite everything, she could have just made the money herself. ]

Anyway, y'know the thing about jobs that they tell ya? Customers are always right.

[ her expression becomes a little lively again, cheeky grin and her teeth visible. ]

Can't deny service for an opinion, so what'cha want, chick? What has the extra cheese?
tenrectricity: (pic#17794927)

[personal profile] tenrectricity 2025-05-07 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ a job is interesting, it's not something they've had time to do, and it's not like surge knows about child labor laws. normally their typical schtick is walking around searching for who needs help, if there's any danger happening around in certain places, but this is new territory. they'll have to learn.

she's not against the idea of it as she knows this different armada issue is in the way, and she does wonder what happened. why was she put here and drippy over there? probably a faulty ass system that can't be trusted, but when she turns at the exclamation in kitsunami's voice, the girl is surprised at the sight. ]


What the hell!?

[ quick, she drops to her hand and knees, reaches out to drab at kit's wrist, she doesn't make it, barely touching the tips of his gloves. she's not paying attention to the background, and rather than look for help, the girl slings herself inside of the odd ring to wind up falling too.

kicking her feet and arms, she tries to "swim" forward, it doesn't work as what she thought, and there's no such thing as flat surfaces to bounce off to grab him. ]


Hey! Hey!!! Grab my hand!!!

[ maybe she's heavier and will drop faster, but she's trying for him. ]
tenrectricity: (pic#17794978)

[personal profile] tenrectricity 2025-05-08 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ going splat on the floor is not what she expected to happen, she sticks the landing in a way that she bounces right off kitsunami and rolls onto her back onto the cold, hard floor. a hand comes to her head, slowly blinking in at attempt to fix her vision and try to adjust to wherever they are. ]

Ow...ow...

[ it's not that bad, but rough landing and all. especially as she sits up, a hand against her stomach, and she turns to make sure kit is fine. ]

Are you okay?

[ she shoves her little companion pretty roughly, but enough to make sure he's still kicking. they don't have bodies like humans, but she still has to make sure and check all things considered how weird this place is. ]
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (and gaze up at the moon)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2025-05-08 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ Whoa! She wasn't sure the kid could get that loud! She blinks a lot, eyes bouncing back and forth between the two.

What has Surge done to make Kitsunami so loyal? Or was he just lonely and desperate? Whatever's going on, this isn't the time or place to ask. She then takes off her pilot's cap to run a hand through her hair, sighing. ]


... All right. No matter sass towards Surge tonight, you've got my word.

[ But if she's ever alone with Surge again, the sass will be RELENTLESS. ]

Let's get back to the order. The triple-meat sandwich with extra cheese. And water.

[ She had originally ordered booze, but right now, thinks it'd be safer to be sober. ]
tenrectricity: (pic#17794889)

[personal profile] tenrectricity 2025-05-08 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ her ears wiggle, bends a lil more than they should thanks to her earrings, and she glances around at what they're working with. ]

Uh...

[ looking around, the girl pulls herself to her feet, standing properly as she walks over to the bars. one hand wraps around the length of one, shaking it a bit before looking at kit to see if he's as shocked as her. ]

Wow! Wowwee! Frickin' WOW! Ring cops now!? They got us in jail!! They didn't ask us to plead the 7th of anything!!

[ can you believe that!? ]
wherethereislight: (Couldn't walk away)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2025-05-08 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, it's great to see Surge and Kit just doing some honest work for once! Mostly. Be a real shame if someone decided to just drop in while they're working with a customer. And that's what ends up happening. Now, it was never Shadow's intent to just drop in on someone. Not in this fashion that's for sure.

But some random rift decided to just open beneath him, and then proceed to drop him on top of Kit, startling the patron at the same time by the surprise hedgehog. For a minute, he thought he had seen glimpse of something familiar as he was going through the rift, but that is not the concern right now.]
tenrectricity: (pic#17794916)

[personal profile] tenrectricity 2025-05-09 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Let us out? You think these rinka-dink bars can keep us in?

[ and they're metal, so she could have a fun time. surge leans forward against the bars in an attempt to try and stick her head through it. when she doesn't manage to squeeze though, she clicks her tongue as she walks back over to kit. ]

Let me think... I didn't rob anyone, I ain't crash a boat... I didn't beat that one hedgehog to a pulp yet.

[ she's listing off what could get her arrested. ]

Did we do somethin' illegal?
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[personal profile] tenrectricity 2025-05-09 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
No more sass towards Surge, huh?

[ the tenrec waits until kit is outside of earshot, and that's until he's back there with the cooks and the door's closed. now, a good girl would probably say something like she should wait until kit's gone to talk down to her. luckily, surge takes advantage of this. ]

I like the sound of that. I ain't know you knew how to be humble, Chick.

[ now the nickname is sticking as surge pats her chest with the feather duster. she only ordered three things, that's sad, how are they goin to make bank with such low orders. ]

You gotta be easy on Drippy, if you wanna quote bully me unquote, it should be when we have alone time.

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