[ Crossing his arms, Sherlock keeps Surge in his sight while also scanning the area for her associate. He doesn't know how attached at the hip they are, but it would be foolish to assume Kitsunami isn't around. (Better to obtain evidence otherwise rather than be surprised by a sudden appearance.) ]

If I were to cause a diversion, I would want to do something more controllable. Regardless of that, the owners are good friends of mine, and if you are here to cause them grief, I will have issue with it. You've already broken a few plates and ruined a few meals.

[ Also, Sherlock lives upstairs, so he has an even greater interest in making sure the cafe doesn't have more problems than chaos gays (a feature more than a problem of this place) or a pillow fort in the corner built by their adopted cat (which he probably should stop doing now but hasn't). ]