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Kaveh ([personal profile] empyrean_mirror) wrote in [community profile] escordvi2024-02-02 03:19 am

we build and we play

Who: Kaveh and you!
Status: Open
Where: Between Eltrut, Nogard and Elah. Sometimes at Sea.
What: Catch-all log for February
Warnings: The Naughtilust Exists, and probably gratuitous violence in bounty threads. Will Update as necessary!


Spelling Me Softly
[Kaveh was here for this one as soon as he heard there was beer involved, let's be real. But now he's left with a stack of scrolls and instructions to test them on things, which has resulted in him standing near the edge of town with a very LARGE flock of sheep that are all of them trying to hustle Kaveh for treats. He isn't quite sure how his life got to this point, actually.]

...Why do you even want treats? You were a chair!

Magitek Barrier Stresstest
[Well, of course, this has been put up by people Kaveh is fond of and he is an engineer no matter how much architecture is his true passion. So. Kaveh has aquired a very questionable statue, activated the shield around it, and is currently standing in ankle-deep water with thorny vines growing out around him. Which is causing a dendro reaction so there are a FUCKTON of bloom cores.]

Oh, could you stand back a bit?

[That is the only warning anyone approaching will get before all the bloom cores explode at once.

The barrier and Kaveh are fine.]


Beauty Banditry
[Kaveh has not been particularly comfortable boarding the Naughtilust for a variety of reasons. Skittish, and a bit flustered, but they're here to do a job and retrieve these things.

Of course, now they find out that the options for a peaceful solutions are...backrubs or a makeover?

Kaveh might almost be offended.]


...Are you serious? Fine. Give me the brush and a palette.

[He'll turn to his partner with a critical look in his eye.] This won't take too long.

[ooc note: kaveh will more than likely refuse the backrub option!]

She Sews Lovely

[As it turns out, Kaveh had only had a chance to explain what had happened when he washed and came to return the silks he'd...uh, borrowed. Apparently this explanation satisfied the Seamstress, because she's brought out a book of designs and Kaveh's been flipping through it.]

Maybe something a little more...androgynous.

[he'd prefer something in red, honestly, but these colors aren't bad. Of course, he'll look up the moment anyone else comes in for fitting.]

Oh! Sorry, I won't take up too much more time.



Lore Accurate Jellyfish
[Kaveh hadn't been ignorant of the sleeping curse. He'd been keeping an eye on the network posts about it, but he wasn't a doctor nor deeply involved with magic, and had felt pretty useless.

So hearing that a certain jellyfish's eyes could be used to treat the symptoms, well. He's managed to borrow a boat for the bounty, so now he's just waiting for his bounty partner before heading out.

...He kind of hopes whoever they are knows how to steer a boat.]


Home (With or Without Gnomes)
[For anyone who needs to find Kaveh at his home, while he's often out and very busy during the day, all it takes is a simple Shellphone message and he'll return to Eltrut and his house to meet up! You can also just show up and try your luck--there are a few days a week he's just laying about.]

Wildcard
[If none of these prompts work for you, please make up your own or hit me up to make a closed toplevel!

Also, if you would like to receive a dear ocean bottle in your inbox from Kaveh, leave a note here or hit me up on at [plurk.com profile] moepuff, discord, or this journal's messages.]

yuezun: (esoteric: high above)

[personal profile] yuezun 2024-02-24 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[He blinked and looked up at Kaveh. Blinked again. Shut his eyes and took a deep breath.

And disappeared in a puff of dark black smoke.


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He reappeared just down the road, where the frogs could not immediately reach him and he could gather up the shards of his dignity and try to piece them back together. Clearing his throat, he turned to start walking away.]


You should practice more. This venerable one is done here.