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Welcome to the Test Drive Meme for escordvi! Anyone can participate in the test drive, regardless of invite eligibility. Just keep in mind that only those who have approved invitations can actually reserve on April 24 and apply on May 1st. Our EMP/ATP can be found here. ALL PLAYERS MUST HAVE THEIR INVITATION APPROVED HERE. If any player wishes to invite someone to the game, please be sure to comment! We're tight on space and we still need to approve all invitations!

For your toplevel, please include the following: Character Name | Canon | Armada Choice | TDM (IF TDMING). Current players can use the same header, just without the "TDM" label. We do require those who are TDMin'g to include the label so other players can distinguish between others.

For everyone's convenience, TDM threads can be carried over in game if you wish! If you are still unsure which armada to place your character in, you can play it a bit loose and vague in the TDM and make retroactive changes if you carry over the threads. The log itself is set to cover starting from April 15th until the end of the month. Characters will appear at random intervals during this time rather than all at once, so players have some more flexibility on how much more adjusted they are for someone else.

If you have any questions about the TDM, comment here. If you have questions about the game in general, please comment to the Game Info.

TOPLEVEL DIRECTORY (Updated April 17)

TEST SAILORS:
Dragon Ball Z - Son Gohan | Paladin
Ensemble Stars!! - Tatsumi Kazehaya | Corsair
Fate/Grand Order - Sakata Kintoki | Paladin
Final Fantasy VII - Reno | Paladin
Final Fantasy VII: Ever Crisis - Sephiroth | Paladin
Granblue Fantasy - Vane | Paladin
Heaven's Official Blessing - Xie Lian | Paladin
Honkai: Star Rail - Dan Heng | Paladin
Honkai: Star Rail - Jing Yuan | Corsair
Honkai: Star Rail - Stelle | Undecided
Mass Effect - Legion | Paladin
Original Character - Amelia Steinbeck | Undecided
Persona 5 - Ann Takamaki | Corsair
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom - Ganondorf | Corsair
Octopath Traveler - Therion | Corsair


CURRENT MEMBERS:
Final Fantasy VII - Aerith Gainsborough | Paladin
Kingdom Hearts - Roxas | Paladin
My Hero Academia - Rody Soul | Paladin
Pokemon Violet - Professor Turo | Paladin
Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened - Sherlock Holmes | Paladin
Ranma 1/2 - Ranma Saotome | Corsair

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GETTING STARTED

This section can be timed for any time after April 10 until the end of the month, which includes during the current event. These prompts are to benefit those TDMing, but this portion can be handwaved instead and serve as a reference for players to know what their character will have experienced and learned on arrival.

STARTER SHIPS

There are two ships that serve as starting ships for each armada: Stormbringer for the Corsairs, and Royal Fortune for the Paladins. There are various ways new arrivals—or riftfarers as they will be called, among other creative names—will appear on or by these ships. The crews for both ships will also seem a bit odd to some, as it is a mix of humans and various animal folk, non-humans that look more animal than human. Some just look like large versions of their smaller counterparts. From birds, to seals, to even bears, there is no shortage of interesting faces and people on these ships.

🚪 Random room. It could be empty, filled with crates or supplies; down in the hull where the livestock are kept; have the luck to awaken in a bed...or the misfortune of that bed already occupied; somewhere in the kitchens; in the bathroom—any room! Now let's hope the doors can open or someone may have to try and ask for help. Or jump through the porthole if there is one and it's above water.
⛵ On deck. If not in the ship itself, another possible spot to wake up to is somewhere on the main deck. If they're lucky, they're on the deck itself. More unfortunate souls may find themselves caught in the sails or netting, the crow's nest, or on the top of the masts. Someone should be able to help, right? Or catch.
🌊 In the water. The most unlucky sods will find themselves appearing in mid-air just past the ship and plummeting straight into the water. Good news, there's always someone on the look out for such a thing and calls for help to throw a lifesaver or to get a rowboat out will be made. Are there sharks? Well... ...Are there?

However the new riftfarers arrive, they will be poorly clothed, practically rags or loose uniforms depending on the ship. Fortunately, veteran crewmates will guide them, escorting them to a room with a strange typewriter in it. After typing their name, the typewriter will magically continue and type by itself at a fast pace until it dings and rolls out the paper. This paper will have the following information:

• Name and Shellphone ID (journalname)
• Armada (Corsair or Paladin, will match the starter ship)
• Cabin Number for their personal cabin on the starter ship
• Apartment Address for their personal address at their base armada location
• A basic map of the starting locations in Eltrut, including written directions (continued in the Eltrut section)
• A basic map of where they can find a chest with their original clothes and belongings (this will be different for every person and will be anywhere either on the starter ship or on Eltrut—players can be creative here).

After that, the crewmate will do their best to explain the basics of how they got here, what's going on, and what they'll need to do to live in Escordvi while they are here, giving them a small leather pouch with money. They will be reaching Eltrut soon, so the crewmate will suggest they look around, meet the others who have arrived. Even from their distance, they will be able to see the giant sea turtle that serves as Eltrut's leviathan.

ON ELTRUT

Once in Eltrut, the new riftfarers will be greeted by several birdfolk who will be happy to give tours to those who may need them. Otherwise, anyone is free to roam as they please and will have a map for the following main places they should visit.

🐚 Microshell. The first stop that is encouraged will be Microshell, the main store to acquire their own personal Shellphone. The paper they received on their starter ship will have their ID and the staff at the store will set them up, explaining how the device and the network works.
✒️ Inkwave, Tattoo Parlor. The next stop is Inkwave, a tattoo parlor run by a very burly but friendly octopus, Knistej. Here everyone receives their own unique magic tattoo, allowing anyone to cast specific single element spells and other magic. Note: tattoos are required before anyone will be able to use their original magical abilities.
📜 MANTA office. The final stop is the MANTA office, where all the request, mission, and task notices are posted. Each armada has their own branch office for armada specific notices as well. A great place to find jobs to earn some cash so they don't stay a hobo forever.

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ELTRUT: FIRST TIDES

As spring makes its way across Escordvi, the season is a special time for Eltrut. Not only is the giant turtle leviathan coming out of its hibernation, but the many turtle eggs that have been left on its back as well along many nearby islands are starting to hatch. This is a significant time for all of Escordvi, as according to a popular legend, turtles are seen as important creatures, even tying back to the world's very creation, from even before the Flood when land continents used to exist.

A Legendary Turtle Tale

Gather 'round, dear sailors, and heed this tale spun from the ancient whispers of yore, when the world danced to a different rhythm, and wonders beyond imagining roamed the vast expanse. In the age when only the winds shaped realms with a breath, it was said that mighty turtles emerged, with shells vast as mountains and eyes that held the wisdom of epochs, who roamed the barren lands. With a stride that shook the very earth, they journeyed to the heart of the infant world, bearing the weight of creation upon their ancient backs. With each monumental step, they carved deep valleys and soaring peaks, until at last, weary but resolute, they plunged into the depths of the darkness, their colossal forms creating a tsunami of waters in a final act of divine benevolence and wonder. Thus, from the steadfast embrace of these celestial leviathans, the first oceans were born, teeming with life and mystery to find, covering the land from the beginning to the end, a testament to the marvels wrought by leviathans and titans alike.

Thus, we honour these leviathans of old, for they granted us the gift of exploration and the rhythm of tides that ebb and flow, echoing the heartbeat of creation itself. And in reverence, we carry forth their legacy, guiding hatchlings to the embrace of the life-giving waters, nurturing the cycle that sustains our beautiful world.

While there is a festival of sorts, it's a bit different as instead of just celebratory feasts and games like most festivals, there's a lot more work involved to try and help the many turtle nests to ensure the turtles are hatched safely and set out to the open ocean. And of course, it's never a simple task.

The turtlefolk—large turtles of various types from land tortoises and sea turtles who are capable of walking upright and speaking— are front and center in organizing many of the groups and efforts to help the hatchlings. Should anyone have any questions, find them for assistance. Just don't cross them… They know how to wield spears, magic, and body slamming with their shells.

The turtles will be hatching over the span of several days, so it's an ongoing mission to make sure they all get to the ocean safely! Most turtles will actually hatch at night and will be attracted to light, instincts going towards the moon. But some nests will also hatch during the day. Regardless, there will be poachers and natural predators such as birds, crabs, and large fish that will take the opportunity for an easy meal, and while sometimes nature must take its course, no one will object or stop anyone from trying to protect the turtles from them.

💭 Turtle whisperer. To help things along, the turtlekin will offer a special bracelet that will allow the wearer to speak with the turtles, even when still in the egg. Some may be afraid of hatching and need to be coaxed or told an interesting story first.
🐢 Turtle hatching. Most nests can be found along the beaches formed around the edges of Eltrut's shell, and many have already been marked by conservationists and other enthusiasts. Help guard and ensure nothing gets in the way of the turtle hatchlings as they pop out of the sand and make their way to the water, and steer them to the water if they get off track.
🐇 Turtle egg hunt. Some mischievous rabbit kids thought it would be "cute" to take the eggs and hide them in various places. They even painted them! At least thanks to these paints, the eggs will be easier to find, but they need to be found before they hatch. If not, then the little turtle must be caught and brought back to the ocean. Finding the kids and giving them appropriate punishment is a bonus.
🙌 Turtle push. A game where two participants choose turtles of varying sizes and pit them against each other in a small, circular arena. The first turtle to push its opponent out of the ring wins! Spectators can cheer on their chosen turtles to encourage them to perform even better! Or better yet, feed them something spicy to give them a fiery boost.
🐟 Fishing nets. Some of the larger turtles around are getting caught in local fishing nets. Since they are so big they need help in getting themselves detangled from the mess and back to the ocean. And maybe give those fishermen a piece of your mind?
🌊 Wave surfing. In a classic and traditional challenge, strap two sea tortoises together with some rope and ride them out over the waves. If riders can make it swiftly from one small island cluster to another without falling into the water, there will be a prize of one bottle of pirate’s rum.

When not taking care of the turtles, there are a few different special activities that anyone can participate in. Perhaps they can even bring a little turtle along to let them have an experience before sending them off to the big ocean. Another notable "attraction" is the sunset, as the skies will explode with a range of beautiful painted colors even more vibrant and beautiful than at other times during the year. Everyone is encouraged to grab a drink and a good seat and watch the sunsetting show together. The best vantage points are always the highest.

🍲 The Captain's Boil. In the center of town, Eltrut's finest chefs have set up a massive tortoiseshell cauldron over a roaring fire to create a massive pot of gumbo! While they've set up the initial broth- thickened with a dark brown roux and heavily spiced- everyone is asked to contribute at least one ingredient to make the stew as rich and complex as possible! Dried ingredients symbolize clearing away the old of winter, but fresh ingredients are especially lucky!
🌺 Flower Leis. As part of the celebration, flowers have been gathered and everyone is encouraged to make special flower leis, either to wear on their own, give to another person, or make small, tiny ones for the little turtle hatchlings to send them off their way. The ones for the turtles will be made of special lotus flowers they can eat as a little snack for their long journey ahead.
💃 Dance of the Tides. During the evening, as the evening tide rolls in, people are invited towards a special cove where the water rushes over large shells that make it sound as if they are beating drums. With fireflies helping to light up the area, people can dance along the rocks and shallow pools, for legend says doing so will appease the water spirits and encourage a bountiful spring.
🌟 Sandcastles. Children eagerly build sandcastles during the festivities, inviting passersby to join them in creating as many as possible along the shore. However, sticky starfish clusters on the shores have a habit of sticking to both the castles and the builders themselves. It might be a sticky challenge!
🐚 Seashell necklaces. A simple tradition for this time of the year is collecting shiny seashells from various beaches to create handmade necklaces. Pick the prettiest and shiniest ones you can find and make one for yourself or a friend. It is said that seashell necklaces will protect you from bad omens in the future.
🧹 Beach Cleanup. While everyone is trying to help, a lot of people are also coming in just to watch the turtles. This means various trash is being left behind, which can be dangerous for not only the turtles but other wildlife. Time to clean it up and perhaps teach those deliberately littering a lesson.

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ROTAGCORC: RAIDERS

Note: threads for section are worth 4 points.

A few days later as turtle hatchlings are still being found and many nests have still yet to hatch, a distress signal is received from a not too distant island that causes great alarm for Eltrut's main caretakers. On the island of Rotagcorc, a young turtle leviathan, Esiotrot, is under the threat of a vicious group made of ice giants and sharkfolk. They are on the hunt for turtles, and upon learning of the young leviathan, they've decided to set after it while everyone's defenses are down for the celebrations.

Now, using their specialized shark ships, ships merged with giant sharks capable of sailing above and below water, they are not only hunting the turtles that gather around the island, but are trying to get through the native croc and gatorfolk that inhabit the island alongside the tortfolk exclusive to the young leviathan. Heavy fighting is already underway and they need assistance, but there is the fear that the shark leviathan, Krahs, is not too far behind or worse—may target Eltrut next as a diversion.

Thus Elah will remain by Eltrut while Nogard will join the fray, many of the corsairs affiliated with the island, and those who have ships are encouraged to sail out to provide whatever assistance they can offer. Many ships will allow any who are willing to join them. With Elah's help (and a hefty slap of its tail), the fleet will be able to ride a large tidal wave that will cover what is usually a several-day journey to a little under an hour. Already the waters churn from the bloodbath, but upon seeing their arrival, the Rotagcorc natives will cheer.

💥 Save the turtles. There are many sea turtles and tortoises that live around Rotagcorc and several have already been caught or killed. Fight off the hunters, rescue the turtles, and heal any that are injured.
⛵ Ships vs. Sharks. Those on ships will have a tough fight as the shark ships are vicious, careening headfirst into other ships to try and take a giant bite out of them. Grab a cannon, fire harpoons, use whatever magic available, board the shark ships, and take out as many as possible.
🐊 Death rolls. One of the more deadly techniques of the crocodilians, the warriors take it to the extreme by grouping up to try and grab the shark ships to twist and turn them over. Assist in this maneuver by using grappling hooks to keep shark ships in place and help pull them over.
🐢 Snapped. Giant alligator snapping turtles will swim out from the island to join the fray, taking huge bites out of the shark ships and hunters as they can. However, they are also at risk of being targeted, so they need protection. Just be careful–they are very pissed and will snap at anyone, even those who are trying to help them. For any that are injured and need to be taken back, feeding them a special turtle pepper will pacify them. Briefly.

Those who make it through to the island will find that at least most of the fighting has been kept to the water and to the shore. It's a large, mostly swamp-filled island and Esiotrot has already moved deep underground. But heavy defenses have been made around its entrance, the tortfolk using their robust, hard shells as a giant, living barricade wall. While there are other villages, this particular area serves as a rallying point for all the injured and smaller turtles to take refuge.

The crocodilian leader, Evets Niwri will quickly greet those who arrive and guide them to where others will lead them through the swamps and explain more of how to help. Just beware the alligator snapping turtles along with other crocodilians, both animalian and warriors, that lurk within the waters. They remain behind to help deal with any raiders that manage to get through and it's easy to mistake someone for an enemy. Bone spears and poison darts will suddenly fly out of the water at the first sign of a threat.

🚣 Crocodilian cruises. Due to large swathes of swamp and the defenses currently active, it can be difficult getting through it safely. Fortunately, once they are recognized as allies, the local crocodilians will use themselves to create living rafts for anyone to ride. They will also be vital to carrying the injured and tortoises unable to cross the swamp to safety.
🚧 Shell-Slingers. Special catapults that utilize old hardened scales and shells, these are packed with explosives and can be flung far from land to the water. Help load them up and fire them while careful to not detonate them too early.
🥔 Potato bombs. There are some unique potatoes that have been grown to explode on impact and create eldritch horror-esque roots that will wrap around the target and render them immobile. The potatoes may or may not also start dragging them to the ground so save anyone who wasn't meant to be hit and, well, could leave the others to their fate.
🌶️ Picking Peppers. The locals here love their peppers, and not just to add that delicious kick to their food. These particular peppers are used for the explosives and the ghoul peppers are also harvested here, allowing those who eat them to breathe fire—perfect against the ice giants. The turtle peppers are also necessary to help calm the alligator snapping turtles that remain lurking within the swamps on defense, as well as lure any reluctant turtles to safety.
🧚 Healing fairies. There are healing fairies scattered throughout the forests on the island and are understandably hiding from the chaos. Convince them to use their powerful healing magic to help the injured by bribing them with a song.

Beyond the island, Nogard swims out on the hunt for the shark leviathan, Krahs. It is eventually spotted, and as some feared, it is swimming towards Eltrut. While Nogard could engage in direct combat, orders are issued to deter the leviathan and drive it off. Those who remained with Nogard are tasked to help release Nogard's scales, which have a toxic poison that will deter Krahs from. However, to do so they must pry them off from outside while Nogard is in its full fleshed "body" form.

With everyone inside Nogard's body, the only way out is traveling up its gullet through a special lift system (don't ask) to its mouth, where it will open its giant maw with teeth as large as mountains, lift them all on its miles-long serpentine tongue, and place them on top of its massive head where they can start prying off some loose scales to have them fall into the ocean water. Bear in mind, these scales are the size of a small house, but fortunately, a group working together with sharp blades, powerful magic, and explosives against certain weak points around the edges will be plenty to loosen them enough to either fall or to allow Nogard to shake them off.

Nogard will also ensure the scales won't detonate until after they are in the water, so there is no risk of any unfortunate toxic mishaps as they work to shed these scales. However, some may still feel a bit woozy and a foul stench will start to permeate through the air as some of the chemicals are released. They must also be careful because the act of removing these scales may make Nogard feel a bit itchy, so it may shake its head prematurely. Those on the head better hang on tight or fish people out of the water should they happen to fall.

Help from those with ships are also appreciated for this endeavor, as they can use the harpoons and cannon fire to help loosen scales and fish out anyone who slips into the water.

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QUESTS

The current MANTA Board is available, but we have a couple of additional quests that are specific for the event! Teaming up is of course encouraged, no matter what the affiliation. You can assume they acquired some kind of ship for the quests out at sea, either the starter ship or some other ship heading out there. All quests will be worth 4 points.

Getting Over It

Eltrut

A local man named Benny Foddy has issued an intriguing challenge to anyone brave enough to attempt it. If they can overcome his challenge, he promises to reward them with a prize of a bag of magical beans. These beans have dual uses—they can be cultivated for their magical properties or be used as explosives. The challenge is simple! Climb into a man-sized clay pot and use a pickaxe and your own upper body strength to climb up the side of a jagged mountain on Eltrut. It’s harder than it looks! If you fall you’ll have to start over from the very bottom! It might be smart to have someone spotting you while you climb just in case you need help or just need verbal encouragement.

Quake Me Up Before You Go Go

Atnam

Strange pits of quicksand have been appearing all over Atnam lately. It’s not often that strange occurrences such as these happen on this leviathan so they are caught off guard by the phenomena. They’re asking riftfarers to find a way to help neutralize the quicksand pits before the pits get deeper or more of them appear. Just don’t get stuck in the quicksand yourself, you might need a hand or a long rope to get pulled out!

Feeling the Dragon Heat

Naughtilust

One of the local brothels on Naughtilust is looking for pairs who would like to do a dramatic book reading performance of the infamous steamy romance novel, DRAGONHEAT. A sexy novel about erotic dragon love. The readers should be able to read the book out loud on stage, including spirited voices for the two title characters as they search for the legendary Sexcalibur! And including a spirited reading of the sexy steamy stuff too. It will make for a great book-reading night at the brothel! Free drinks and meals will be provided.

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Ann Takamaki | Persona 5 Royal | Corsair | TDM

[cakebuffet]

🍰 i. arrival & first tides

a. inkwave tattoo parlor

[The whole day has been a whole lot of 'this might as well happen.' Finding herself aboard the Stormbringer was definitely unexpected, but it was a hell of a lot more welcoming than the last boat she'd been on, and full of people who were at least somewhat helpful, especially compared to distortions and shadows. Honestly? She's had worse days, although she'd been disappointed when she'd realized there were no other familiar faces aboard. If any of her friends happened to turn up, going to a well-populated common area seemed like her best chance of running into them— and as it so happens, the port in Eltrut is just that, on top of being recommended as one of the first place new riftfarers visit.

The shellphone she gets assigned is actually pretty cute, she thinks, although not quite up to speed with her personal phone, which is sitting uselessly in her bag and receiving absolutely zero service. No bars in pirate land, apparently— at least not that kind. After taking her time to get her land legs, she heads towards the tattoo parlor she's heard mentioned a few times, and can be found studying one of the large displays of examples that's set up just outside the shop, a hand propped on her hip.]

So if I want to use my abilities, I have to get one of these...

[She lets out a thoughtful hum as she thinks aloud, tipping her head to one side. Not being able to access her Persona is definitely not an option, especially in a strange world where she'd like to be able to defend herself as needed.]

I guess I just have to pick one. If I'm going to be stuck with it for awhile, it should be something really cute! I've never actually thought about getting a tattoo before— this could take some time.


b. turtle egg hunt

[Maybe those rabbit kids think they're just having some harmless fun, but it's one thing to hide eggs that have been hardboiled— it's another entirely to hide eggs that are about to have something hatching from them! Ann has volunteered herself for the egg hunt, which has already caused her to put in more steps today than she'd planned on, but she has a basket hanging from one arm that she's gently placed the few eggs she's already located into for safekeeping.

Maybe you're out looking for eggs yourself, or just happen to be passing by, but somewhere along the way, she'll glance in your direction and give a soft huff as she blows her bangs out of her eyes.]

You haven't spotted any near here, have you? I've been at this so long, my eyes are starting to glaze over... I'd hate to miss any. Think of the poor turtles!

[Alternatively, sometime during the hunt, she'll spot a pair of rabbit children bolting away from a garden they've likely just hidden a few more eggs in, and rather than go hunting, she'll point a finger towards them accusingly, calling after them before she starts to give chase.]

Hey, you! Get back here, I wanna talk to you! What do you think you're doing, making life hard for these innocent turtles?!

[JUSTICE must be SERVED.]

🍰 ii. rotagcorc: ships vs. sharks

[The shark ships are like nothing Ann has ever seen before, and while she'd expected them to be armed with some kind of weapon, she's shocked the first time she sees one of them slam into the ship she's boarded for the battle, only to try to take a bite out of it moments after.]

You've got to be kidding me! They can do that?!

[Really, at this point, there should be very little in life that surprises her, but she'd never imagined hungry, hungry shark ships. She lets out a noise of exasperation as she lurches towards the nearest cannon, grabbing hold of it and grunting loudly as she throws all her weight behind it to turn it towards the attacking ship.]

We have to keep them busy! If they actually manage to take a bite out of us, we'll be sunk!

🍰 iii. wildcard

[Your standard wildcard! If none of the above strikes your fancy, Ann can also be found taking care of turtles trapped in fishing nets, making leis, collecting seashells for jewelry, and participating in the Captain's Boil while on Eltrut. On Rotagcorc, she'll be throwing herself headfirst into all kinds of combat situations, as well as trying to bribe healing fairies into lending their assistance!]

Ships vs Sharks

[catsgothistongue]

[Having lived and visited the leviathans that home islands for months now, the existence of living shark ships weren't that unnatural to Ranma. Not that there was much that could shock him anymore considering his own world. The martial artist only had enough time for gawking at the behemoth of a vessel bearing its jaws as it approach before bracing himself as the ship shook from the impact. Crap...!

To make things worse, the sharkfolk onboard the shark ship were starting to jump onto the deck the moment theirs crashed into them. They must be seizing this moment to attack the defenders and the ones readying the cannons. Arming himself with a harpoon, the martial artist dashed forward and delivered a kick square into one sharkfolk's gut to send him into another, before jamming the flat end of the harpoon into a sharkfolk's mouth to fling him off their ship. He just needed to keep them preoccupied!]

Keep pushing! [Ranma called out to the first person he saw pushing a cannon, the girl in pigtails, ducking under an anchor one sharkfolk was using as a weapon.] I'll hold these guys off! Just- [Weaving his way around another punch before highkicking it in the face.] -blast it in that giant fishy bastard's mouth!

[cakebuffet]

I'm on it!

[Ann doesn't need to be told twice, and she grits her teeth as she takes aim and fires— the cannon has more kickback to it than she'd expected, and she almost goes reeling backwards as a result, but manages to right herself before losing her balance completely.

That first cannonball sails forward and strikes the shark-ship just above its mouth, which wasn't exactly as planned, but the impact is enough to send its head swiveling in the other direction— enough to buy them a minute of breathing room. Another shipmate is quickly moving to reload the cannon while she holds it steady, and she looks sharply towards where Ranma is fighting.]

Can you keep them busy long enough for another shot?!

[How many of them had managed to get over here, anyway?]

[catsgothistongue]

[Hell yeah! Even if it wasn't entirely what they had planned out, any damage done to it is worth celebrating. Ranma'd be pumping his fists if they weren't currently busy with rattling the sharkfolks' skulls. One in particular is face down with Ranma's fist burying in the back of its head, as he glanced up to look over at Ann with a grin.]

You can count on me! Just keep shooting it, make it choke on it!

[One shark in particular was trying to avoid Ranma and get over to where the cannon was being loaded by those two. Not on his watch, they won't! Looking around, he noticed the pile where the cannonballs were piled up. They shouldn't mind if he borrows one of those, right? He picked up one and, like it was just a soccer ball, punted it with his foot at the shark rushing where Ann and the shipmate were manning the cannon. They'll probably see said shark flying pass them with a cannonball imprinted in its back, along with hearing the ever-so sportsmanly commentary from Ranma in the back.]

Ha, score! Ranma five, sharks nil!

[Did he even score that right? Whatever, he shouldn't be focused on that, as he's busy ducking and dancing around the shark's attacks trying to keep the attention on himself so they won't go after the cannons!]

[cakebuffet]

[Who even knows how many points any of this is worth? Ann nods emphatically in his direction to offer her encouragement, then takes a deep breath once her cannon is reloaded and steels herself for the kickback as she prepares to fire again.]

Alright, let's try this again! Ready, aim—!

[She squints one eye closed as she takes her shot, holding her breath.

BANG! This time, the shot lands squarely in the giant shark's mouth, staggering it.]

Nailed it!

ships vs sharks

[empyrean_mirror]

[Puns. Why is it puns? What has Kaveh done to deserve the spectre of Cyno following him wherever he goes? He's so tired. It's been six months. Man, he misses Cyno so much the puns are making him homesick.

...Wait, we're in battle, let's focus.

Which is to say, the bright green bracket of his telekinesis grabs the canon and yanks it into position, and Kaveh himself taps Ann on the shoulder.]

Find the ammunition, we'll have to keep loading as fast as we can.

[cakebuffet]

[Sorry, Kaveh! Part of being a Phantom Thief, they all have to let the occasional pun fly now and then.

Her eyes go wide as he manages to steer the cannon into position without so much as laying a hand on it, but rather than question him, she nods sharply, scrambling to where sacks of round shot have been piled up against the side of the ship and grabbing one by the neck between both hands, lugging it towards the cannon in question.

Ugh, these things are stupidly heavy.]

When this battle is over, we really need to see about finding a faster and lighter option!

[She really wishes she had her firearm of choice on her right about now...]

[empyrean_mirror]

A faster and lighter canon, in the midst of pirates. Sounds like a plan with no drawbacks at all.

[Ma'am he's an idealist, not an idiot. But once the canon is loaded, Kaveh aims and lights the fuse, and--]

Cover your ears!

[cakebuffet]

[It's okay, Kaveh— she's both.]

I'm just saying! This isn't exactly convenient!

[At his warning, however, she claps her hands over her ears and squints one eye closed, bracing herself— the boom that erupts when the fuse finally burns down and the cannonball is let loose is enough to shake the deck beneath them, and she stumbles a little before regaining her balance.]

You weren't kidding!

egg hunt!

[junkprince]

[ xie lian is very unlucky, but thankfully he has keen enough eyesight, so he's been able to locate at least a couple of eggs, which are currently nestled in the crook of one of his arms while he searches with his free hand, pushing aside grasses to peer around.

at the sound of a nearby voice, he straightens up with a bright, warm smile. ]

I've found a little clutch right over here, if you'd like to help.

[ he gestures to the grasses, pushing them aside again and plucking up one of three eggs. ]

[cakebuffet]

[Ann immediately looks relieved, offering a bright smile in turn, her shoulders dropping as she moves to join him, dropping down onto one knee beside that same patch of grass.]

Good catch! Two pairs of hands are definitely better than one with something like this.

[She reaches out to gently take up an egg between both hands, cradling it and furrowing her brow slightly.]

I bet these kids wouldn't think this was so funny if someone was hiding their little brothers and sisters in the grass.

[junkprince]

[ between the two of them they're able to scoop up the eggs without issue, and xie lian is sure to be incredibly careful with them. turtle eggs are quite strong, but still, better to be safe and not drop any!

he straightens up again. ]

Well, I suppose they're just having their own fun, but..

[ but yeah, fun at the expense of other living creatures is not very good. ]

[cakebuffet]

I'm sure they're not even thinking of it the same way we are.

[She deflates just a little bit, sighing.]

Well, when I catch up with them, I intend to give them a piece of my mind! ... nicely.

[Probably!]

( i - b )

[fabrications]

[ At first, Akechi is certain he must be hearing things.

And then he actually turns and looks, and when he's does there's no denying that he knows exactly who that angry blond is. He only has a split second to decide how to react before she's out of sight, and in that time a fierce debate rages. Of the Phantom Thieves, Akechi's relationship with Ann is probably the least complicated.

However, that doesn't mean he can be completely certain of how she'll react to seeing him. Most likely it's going to be negative, especially when she learns it's just the two of them here and especially when she learns she missed her leader by just a few weeks. She should spare himself the headache and avoid her.

But she is alone, and she is chasing after the rabbits into a hot zone for armed conflict, and so despite himself Akechi steps forward and lifts his voice. ]

Takamaki!

aw yessss

[cakebuffet]

[It's a voice that she would recognize anywhere at this point, for better or for worse, and she feels something pull tight between her shoulder blades as she finds herself feeling suddenly on-guard.

When all is said and done, she still doesn't really know how she feels about Akechi, but there had often been a twinge of sympathy deep down that made her wish things could have been different, even if she wasn't sure it was entirely possible— but however she feels, that's definitely him, and she's going to have to figure out how she plans to react to him pretty damn quick.

Rabbit children momentarily forgotten, she exhales and steels herself as she turns back towards the source of the voice, wary, and sure enough, there he is, looking as whole and healthy as ever.]

Akechi?

[Of all places to run into one another... it's like coming face-to-face with a ghost.]

[fabrications]

Indeed.

[ Akechi could go for his usual friendly facade right now, but he doesn't see much point in bothering. His expression right now is neutral, almost bored.

Similarly, he could try to say hello, or explain how he's here, or ask when she arrived. He called out to her for a reason, though, and he may as well address that reason before anything else. ]

The rabbits are annoying, but I wouldn't recommending running into the woods right now. Fights are breaking out everywhere.

[cakebuffet]

[She hadn't expected a warning from him— at least not of that nature, but it's enough to have her looking back over her shoulder for a brief moment, just long enough to see the rabbit children disappear in the distance.]

... right. I'm no stranger to a fight, though.

[He knows that pretty well by now, or so she would think.]

If fights are breaking out, I don't love the idea of those kids running into one headfirst on their own, either.

i-b

[cursedwords]

Tuna tuna! [ It's okay, she's not meant to understand his nonsense words, but his tone and gesture as he points some out near her, it's clear he's showing her where there are some.

Toge crouches down and scoops up an egg of his own. ]

[cakebuffet]

Uh— tuna?

[She looks momentarily baffled, but his inflection and gesture are enough to direct her attention in the right direction.

Oh— oh!]

Oh, turtles! I see!

[cursedwords]

[ He nods in his agreement, glad she understands and he moves the egg before delicately putting it down. He wipes his brow and pulls out his shellphone.

There’s a text-to-speech function that he totally abuses in this world. ]

My name is Toge Inumaki and I have Cursed Speech so I can’t talk normally, I understand you fine though.

[cakebuffet]

Ohhh! That makes sense!

[Well— sort of? The main thing is that in the end, they can understand one another.]

It's nice to meet you, Inumaki. [She can't quite tell how old he is, but her guess is that he might be a little bit younger than her. She flashes him a smile before getting down on one knee to gently gather a couple of eggs.] I'm Ann Takamaki! Looks like we're both out here for the same reason, huh?

i a !!!

[foolprove]

Excuse me, miss? Are you old enough for that tattoo?

[ comes a voice from behind ann-- somehow managing to avoid sounding too excited at the sight of her, and more... "older and serious slash concerned." ]

!!!!

[cakebuffet]

[!!

While Ren manages to sound calm and collected as ever, Ann doesn't bother to hide her excitement as she whirls around to face him— even putting on a voice like that, she would know him anywhere, and she's grinning from ear-to-ear when she confirms that she wasn't just hearing things.]

Hey!

[It's half-word, half-squeal as she launches herself towards him, throwing her arms around his shoulders in a hug.]

I thought it was just me!

[foolprove]

[ ren laughs at her enthusiasm, his own arms automatically going to wrap her back for a quick hug.

her reaction warms him; it reminds him of days of walking through school to the barely concealed whispers about him in the hallway to be greeted by her sunny face when he made it to the classroom. ]

So did I, for a little while. [ he says, still smiling. when the hug breaks apart he gives her a surveying look, as if deciding what kind of candy to pull out of his pockets for her in the metaverse. ]

Are you alright? Everything okay? When I first got here, I got dumped into the water.

[cakebuffet]

[Shujin had been pretty unkind to the both of them— Ann, too, had always felt better knowing that he literally had her back whenever she made it to their homeroom. It was the same for all of them, wasn't it? People just loved to whisper about people they didn't understand— or chose not to.]

I've never been so glad to be wrong. This place is pretty neat, but I don't think I'd like being here all on my own for very long.

[She huffs softly, giving him a bright and only slightly-tired smile when the hug breaks and she steps back.]

I'm fine— I was on a ship when I got here. Guess it's a good thing you can swim, huh?