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Katsuki Bakugou June Catch All

Who: Katsuki Bakugou & You
Status: Some Open Prompts, Some Closed Prompts
Where: Out and about
What: June Catch All!
Warnings: Possibility for violence, cursing... potential for spoilers up to chapter 360 of the MHA manga

General Quests:
•Life In Color (Open)
•Starships (Open)

Paladin Quests:
•Buccaneer Birdnapping (Open)

Bounties:
•Sea Slug Kaiju (Open)

Special:
•Archive Research (Open)

Other:
•The Immovable Cat (Closed To Crew)

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There is an audible crack from how fast Ranma turned his head to the prankster in question. He wasn't even trying to be subtle about it! Which... isn't unusual to be frank. Most of his headaches of the day aren't the type for subtlety.

Grabbing the chest via the cat statue's head, he stomped over with a very, very frustrated expression on his face, jabbing a finger at the other teen's face. His words coated with vitriol all the while.

"YOU!" Going right back to trying to yank the statue off, planting one foot on the chest for support like he's trying to dislodge a wedged object. No dice. "What did you do to this hunk of rock? The hell kinda glue did you use??"

Edited 2024-06-08 18:12 (UTC)

Katsuki stares back at Ranma, letting him yell and shake his finger in his face because...

"It's not glued. Move. I'll show you."

If Ranma steps aside, Katsuki will reach out, grab the cat by the head with one hand and lift it before setting it back down.

Because the chance to fuck with him is right there and he can't not take it.

He did, standing aside while Katsuki demonstrated. As the walking explosive device said, it wasn't glued. Up, and right back down. Ranma practically shoved Katsuki to the side stepping back to the chest. It wasn't heavy, that wasn't the issue given that Sweaty lifted it with no problems whatsoever.

Then, pray tell, why he can't get the stupid thing to freaking budge?! Standing atop the chest, arms tightly wrapped around the cat statue's neck, he glared down.

"Explain, now." He wants answers! What sorcery is he using? Is this one of his superquirk bullcrap?!

"Shoving me around and making demands sure as hell ain't gonna make me explain. Go ahead and figure it out, Braid."

He plops himself down to watch.

Asshole! Shooting Katsuki a scowl and echoing his words in a mocking, high-pitched tone, Ranma went back to trying to remove the statue. This ain't no normal statue for sure. Magic object, perhaps? He (Katsuki) can lift it no problem, while even exerting as much force as he can, Ranma can't budge. Is it imprinted on its owner? Like some lock that only the owner can pick.

Most would cut their loses. Ranma? He's a stubborn bastard who lives by the motto of 'Ranma Saotome never backs down'. No matter what. He's getting these bombtatoes even if it kills him!

Tugging and rocking the chest, gritting his teeth. It looked like he was close to popping a vein in his head. He's faced harder challenges than this! It's just a dumb hunk of marble! He just needs to keep going until heeeeey is the world moving--

"WOAAAAAH-!" Something came off the chest. And no, it wasn't the statue. The chest toppled over, immovable cat remaining static on its spot. Ranma, on the other hand, flew off the chest and right over the edge of the ship. Down into the waters below with a loud splash.

He'll be fine. Pissed, but fine.

Katsuki sits and watches him struggle. He'll give them back eventually. But right now he's getting to test out the extent of this statue and getting entertainment too.

And then...

Ranma goes flying.

Over the side of the ship.

That's enough to get Katsuki up and moving to the guardrail, leaning over a little to check and be sure he's okay at least. Eyes scanning the water for sign of movement. And any sign of distress.

No signs of distress or cries for help, nor any signs of the pigtailed boy. Only his shoes could be seen, drifting aimlessly in the water without a person in them. Ripples began forming in the water as a shadowy shape broke through the surface's visage. Red flashed before Katsuki's eyes, so does water from the person's leap out of the water and back onto the ship from all the way down below.

They would land on deck, sopping wet. Katsuki had only seen her in photos on the whole 'hot-or-not' shitshow on, but now he'll see her in-person. Sopping wet, clothes matted, and nettled as all hell, the tiny redhaired girl wore the same glare as she did when she was male.

Deep breath in, deep breath out. "Of course you realize, this means war." Prank war that is. She will get him back for this! Just he wait!

Ranma shook her head rapidly to dry her hair, spritzing water everywhere. If any got on Katsuki, good. He deserved it.

He's about to jump in to help when he sees the shadow. He steps back at the now-female Ranma comes flying out of the water, getting out of the way so he doesn't impede her exit from the water.

He growls as she shakes off, water splattering all over him.

"Not like I threw you in, damnit! You did it all by yourself!"

Wringing out her pigtail as she argued back. "You're the wise guy who messed with my potato bombs in the first place!" Ranma still doesn't get why he of all people has an issue with this. Unlike him, when these volatile veggies go boom, they won't damage the ship. But noooo, Ranma's the issue here! Stupid ass hypocrite.

She stepped over back to the chest, stroking her chin. Okay Ranma, breaking your back t get the statue off isn't working. Just come up with new a solution, think outside the--

...

...

... Oh.

Why didn't she think of that earlier? Ranma took a knee, examining the chest and tapped her knuckles on it curiously. "Yo, Sweaty." She called out, her irritated tone softened to a more chill and laidback manner. "Didja buy this chest too for this joke, or is did you have it hanging around?"

"It's not a joke, damn you! You won't keep 'em outta the kitchen so I gotta do it myself!"

He watches her knock on the chest and wonders what she's about to do.

"I bought it. Who the hell has chests just laying around? Why the hell does that matter?"

"Last I check, you're not banned from the kitchen. So what's with the tantrum over my explosives, hm?" They don't even cause a fire! She put a sign up and everything! If anyone tried using them for cooking even after her cautionary, then they deserve what comes to them.

Hearing his confirmation, Ranma nodded and stood up with a stretch. "Just wanted to know if I should feel bad 'bout doing this." Doing what--

CLUNK!

Oh. That.

In a quick motion, Ranma reared her arm back and punched straight into the chest itself. It was like the container was made of tissue paper with how easy her entire arm went through. The crunching and cacophonic sound of metal denting and bending inward proved otherwise. When she pulled her arm back, there was a sizeable hole left in the chest, a potato bomb in her hand and a smug, shit-eating grin on her face.

Katsuki just can't believe for a second that she just punched through the damn chest. Just. A hole. In a solid metal chest.

And then that surprise becomes fury because what the fuck.

"You're gonna pay me back the cost of that chest damn you!"

Giving him the stink eye because bro.

"This is payback! You mess with my stuff, I mess with yours! Eye for an eye, Sweaty!"

Don't mess with her, she's got a potato and she's not afraid to use it!

"I didn't fuckin' destroy your shit! How the hell is this the same thing??"

What are you gonna do, Ranma? Chuck a bomb at a bomb?

"I didn't destroy it! Completely. You can still store junk in it!"

She said blithely, currently tipping the chest slightly and rolling the potatoes out onto the deck. As she picked them up, she stored them away with her ki. To Katsuki, this'd look like they just blipped out of existence entirely.

"Be grateful I didn't completely turn it into scrap metal." Ripostes aside, she did plan on paying him back — even if he doesn't deserve it after running his mouth — anyway. Ranma pulled out the sack she carries her dubloons in. "If it'll get you to stop being a wimp about it, how much did it cost?"

"You put a fuckin' hole in it! What the hell use is a chest with a hole in it??"

Ranma really does get his temper stoked.

He realizes just how pissed he's getting and stomps over to get his cat statue, snatching it up. He doesn't name a price. Just snaps "Fuckin' forget it!" As he starts stomping away.

"Next time, buy a tougher case!" Or don't mess with her crap to begin with. Ranma doesn't try to stop him, mostly so she doesn't have to pay him back for something, in her opinion, she shouldn't have to. His fault his crappy chest has an opening in it.

Either way... Score 1/0 in Ranma's favor!

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