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espio ([personal profile] stealthpun) wrote in [community profile] escordvi2025-05-06 01:46 pm

CASE 1: MAY CATCH-ALL [OPEN]

Who: Espio the Chameleon & YOU
Status: Mostly open, some closed
Where: eh you know
What: Catch-all of variety of shenanigans for May
Warnings: Will update as needed but nothing right now.





prompts in comments
spinsandneedles: (Sillynipples the Houseclown)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-05-10 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. There's a little cafe up the road that has good desserts, pretty chill vibe too. That should work.

[He nods his head in the cafe's general direction and heads off, walking like a normal person so he doesn't just ditch Espio like a jerk]
spinsandneedles: (Skip the Hypothermia)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-05-11 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Adult talk does suck so Sonic gets himself a heckin' coffee to keep him awake. And also so they don't get thrown out for loitering or something? Anyway.]

Yeah, makes sense. It's just a matter of figuring out where to start first, I guess? Like, maybe the war and then whoopin' Eggman would be a good starting point, work our way to more recent stuff?
spinsandneedles: (Sandwich the Smackbitch)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-05-11 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh no Sonic will have to buy him dessert! Fill this lizard with sugar

his ears droop eeeever so slightly, and Sonic nods]


Yeah, I remember that. Eggman in pink isn't something you can easily forget.

[That's not at all the reason why it still stands out on Sonic's mind, which a literal detective would probably have no trouble deducing.]

After that was Metal taking the Egg Fleet to Angel Island, I think.
spinsandneedles: (Spanky the Horrible)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-05-11 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[bless you Espio, you are already 199999 times easier to talk to than Shadow]

Right. And not too long after that would have been the Metal Virus.
spinsandneedles: (156)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-05-13 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Sonic is more than happy to move on from the metal virus. that was kind of literally the actual worst thing ever?]

Yeah, some time around there. Man, I guess a lot's happened, it's kinda hard to keep track... I think Surge and Kit popped up not too long after that?
spinsandneedles: (ads are ruining youtube!!)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-05-13 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Sonic does not look thrilled to have to talk about Kit and Surge, but he'll suck it up when they get to it.]

Ah, okay! Surge mentioned something about a Sweepstakes too, but I had no idea what she was talking about! I haven't seen anything like that!
spinsandneedles: (Shitsucks the Humbug)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-05-15 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
We've been checking in on him regularly, Tails has looked at his Radnik things and says they're harmless. Short of being obnoxious, he hasn't done anything. I think we've got a handle on it? And really, with more of us here to keep an eye on him, it's gonna be a lot harder for him to try to pull a fast one on us.

...I'm gonna be honest, I really don't have a good answer for what to do about Surge and Kit. Like, I'm trying to work with them? But talking to Surge is like running repeatedly into a brick wall. A brick wall that electrocutes you.
spinsandneedles: (Spanky the Horrible)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-05-20 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, we know where he hangs out. I'll take you over there some time.

[Having a legit ninja detective keeping an eye on Eggman too might even help Sonic feel a little less on edge. Strength in numbers, right?]

You're a good dude, Espio, I wish you all the luck in the world dealing with those two. I wish there was more- or anything really that I could do to help with them. I've already got my hands full looking over my shoulder constantly for angry tenrecs trying to zap me to death.
spinsandneedles: (eyebrow waggle???)

[personal profile] spinsandneedles 2025-05-20 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, I think I can handle one more.

[The request for a selfie seems to cheer Sonic up, and he leans in to make sure he's in frame with Espio. He may also be hamming it up with a dumb pose or something, it's Sonic what else did you expect??]