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escordvi2024-12-13 11:50 pm
telepathicignorance) wrote in escordvi2024-12-13 11:50 pm
Quest Shenanigans (open)
Who: Sidestep and ...you?
Status: Open
Where: Various
What: Angry Sidestep dons villain suit, goes out and does quests. They also get dragged into helping tame animals while in civilian guise.
Warnings: It's Sidestep. Excessive edginess and swearing is a given. Anything else I'll warn for if it comes up.
Catching Arsonists
(Sidestep is pissed. Pissed enough that ordinary outlets like the Conservatory or their favorite bar or even sweets from Daily Kneads aren't helping.
No. They need a different drug this time. A different distraction.
And so, when they hear about the attacks on the barns and the food stores, they don the suit and go out as Puppetmaster, intending to dish out a perhaps rougher version of justice than many would appreciate.
Hey, they haven't seriously injured anyone yet at least.
For now, they've got a pair of wannabe arsonists tied up and... are they rifling through their pockets? Really?)
Little Red Riding Hood
(And now for a more action-focused prompt!
This time, Puppetmaster is fighting the posessed Red Rifing Hood Doll.
It's not a great matchup: though their suit is non flammable and does a good job of protecting them from the creature's sharp claws, they don't have light magic or any weapons outside their own slightly augmented fighting skills.
They do have one advantage though: they're pretty damn fast.
They've lured Little Red Riding Hood into a rocky area mostly clear of highly flammable things such as trees and are now using their speed to dodge it's fire attacks. With a sudden leap, they pulse their jump jets to lift them to the air before they cut them and plunge, driving their pointed feet into its back.
The creature screams and swipes at them.
They get ready to fire their jump jets and blast it with their own flame-
The hit connects.
The power supply for their suit briefly cuts out.)
Fuck! (It's a horrible, mechanical sounding noise more than an actual word.
The next hit sends them flying, and they land on the ground in a heap.)
Pegasus Problems
(And for a non villain option...
Apparently, "Chris can talk to animals" is beginning to become enough of a known thing that they've been asked to help out training animals to pull sleds. Or sleighs. Whatever.
They've been given a Pegasus stallion to work with, a young temperamental thing with a temper fiery enough that the only way Sidestep has been able to get it to do much of anything is via bribing it with copious amounts of treats... and everything it does do it seems absolutely determined to do it's own way.
Right now, they seem to almost be in some kind of argument. Sidestep's got a carrot and is trying to convince the Pegasus to walk on a lead by telling it that they'll give it the carrot if it'll just do this thing for them but the Pegasus wants the carrot now, actually, and is absolutely trying to snatch it out of Sidestep's hand.
"What? No. Come on... can't you just-ack!"
With a gentle--for a given value of gentle--smack of its head and neck the winged horse sends Sidestep tumbling to the ground. Their bag flies open, and all their snacks, both human and horse, scattered across the ground.
The Pegasus is pleased with his work, and begins to munch away on these treats.
Sidestep, meanwhile, is uninjured but opts to remain flopped on the ground, rolling onto their back and staring up at the sky.)
Fuck this.
Status: Open
Where: Various
What: Angry Sidestep dons villain suit, goes out and does quests. They also get dragged into helping tame animals while in civilian guise.
Warnings: It's Sidestep. Excessive edginess and swearing is a given. Anything else I'll warn for if it comes up.
Catching Arsonists
(Sidestep is pissed. Pissed enough that ordinary outlets like the Conservatory or their favorite bar or even sweets from Daily Kneads aren't helping.
No. They need a different drug this time. A different distraction.
And so, when they hear about the attacks on the barns and the food stores, they don the suit and go out as Puppetmaster, intending to dish out a perhaps rougher version of justice than many would appreciate.
Hey, they haven't seriously injured anyone yet at least.
For now, they've got a pair of wannabe arsonists tied up and... are they rifling through their pockets? Really?)
Little Red Riding Hood
(And now for a more action-focused prompt!
This time, Puppetmaster is fighting the posessed Red Rifing Hood Doll.
It's not a great matchup: though their suit is non flammable and does a good job of protecting them from the creature's sharp claws, they don't have light magic or any weapons outside their own slightly augmented fighting skills.
They do have one advantage though: they're pretty damn fast.
They've lured Little Red Riding Hood into a rocky area mostly clear of highly flammable things such as trees and are now using their speed to dodge it's fire attacks. With a sudden leap, they pulse their jump jets to lift them to the air before they cut them and plunge, driving their pointed feet into its back.
The creature screams and swipes at them.
They get ready to fire their jump jets and blast it with their own flame-
The hit connects.
The power supply for their suit briefly cuts out.)
Fuck! (It's a horrible, mechanical sounding noise more than an actual word.
The next hit sends them flying, and they land on the ground in a heap.)
Pegasus Problems
(And for a non villain option...
Apparently, "Chris can talk to animals" is beginning to become enough of a known thing that they've been asked to help out training animals to pull sleds. Or sleighs. Whatever.
They've been given a Pegasus stallion to work with, a young temperamental thing with a temper fiery enough that the only way Sidestep has been able to get it to do much of anything is via bribing it with copious amounts of treats... and everything it does do it seems absolutely determined to do it's own way.
Right now, they seem to almost be in some kind of argument. Sidestep's got a carrot and is trying to convince the Pegasus to walk on a lead by telling it that they'll give it the carrot if it'll just do this thing for them but the Pegasus wants the carrot now, actually, and is absolutely trying to snatch it out of Sidestep's hand.
"What? No. Come on... can't you just-ack!"
With a gentle--for a given value of gentle--smack of its head and neck the winged horse sends Sidestep tumbling to the ground. Their bag flies open, and all their snacks, both human and horse, scattered across the ground.
The Pegasus is pleased with his work, and begins to munch away on these treats.
Sidestep, meanwhile, is uninjured but opts to remain flopped on the ground, rolling onto their back and staring up at the sky.)
Fuck this.
no subject
I don't think I can just leave it so people's food gets burnt up. That's who I want to protect.
no subject
The implication was that I would claim to have made the invitation.
no subject
Lead the way.
no subject
(A moments pause, and then they point in a direction.)
My sources indicated there was a barn about a mile that way likely to get hit.
(And sources, they mean they picked up some thoughts inside some heads that suggested the barns in this area were getting targeted tonight, and they know there's a barn over there that seems like a likely target.)