closed 🪶⚡ but all i really know, you're where i wanna go

[garudas]

Who: Cidolfus Telamon & Benedikta Harman.
Status: Closed.
Where: The Roost.
What: While making the glass charms, their owl has a little big surprise for them. Event stuff TBA.
Warnings: Cute baby owls and disgusting, domestic fluff.


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[garudas]

[She sets her... lightning bolt Cid down on the workstation and looks over his.

...

...]

That looks like a goose.

[THE VERY ANIMAL SHE SAID NOT TO THINK OF HER AS???]

[ramuhs]

What, no it's not. It's clearly a duck!

[garudas]

No, look at its neck!

[She gestures at it with a dramatic wave of her hand.]

That is a goose's neck! Not that a duck is much better because what exactly is that supposed to signify?

[ramuhs]

What, so it's a little crooked. But it's not as long as a goose's neck. Besides, have you ever seen a goose so nice and round like this?

[Yes, strangely, the back of the "duck" is nice and plump—]

[garudas]

[Her eyes flick from him to its back, and if her expression does not already speak volumes—]

Cidolfus! I am not that round!

[Her hands quickly feel around her hips.]

[ramuhs]

[He's trying very hard not to laugh.




BUT HER HANDS GOING TO HER HIPS DON'T HELP.]

What, it's not that round. I'd say it's quite...ample...

[Oh he's being horrible right now and he knows it. But he also quite likes her hips—]

[garudas]

[He is being terrible!!!

And she is going to try and snatch that duck away from him.]

You know that calling a woman's hips, even in duck form, ample is not any better, yes?

[She doesn't even know why she's so offended. IT'S A GLASS DUCK. Well, it's the principle!!]

[ramuhs]

What, it's a compliment! You know how much I favor your hips.

[Just a playful smirk as his eyes flick down to them before stepping closer to her again.]

What about shapely?

[garudas]

Shapely.

[Still terrible, but... less bad!!!

She just glares at him, an immovable wall as he steps closer.]

This would not happen to have anything to do with the assumption those whales had, would it?

[ramuhs]

Of course not.

[...

But then there's a small pause as his head cants just slightly, enough to make it clear that a thought has occurred to him.]

At least, I don't believe so...

[garudas]

[She responds with a disbelieving noise, eyes narrowed.]

I think you owe me a compliment or two if you would like me to forgive you for... that.

[Pointing at the duck's round rump.]

[ramuhs]

[Her words pull him from his thoughts and he just smiles broadly, his arm reaching out to try and place it around her waist.]

Oh? Like how you're still the most beautiful and strongest woman I know? One I am happy to have as my beloved wife and partner?

[garudas]

[She still won't move away, but she won't move towards him either, letting him come to her and letting his arm go around her waist.]

Mm...

[Biting back the beginnings of a smile as she listens to him, preening just a little.]

Go on. I think I may need one more before I decide to forgive you.

[ramuhs]

Ah, but how could I stop at just one? Smart, enchanting, charming, alluring...

[Just sidling up close with each word, lips brushing against the top of her head near her ear.]

Captivating, ravishing, sexy.

[And his hand may be slipping down to those ample hips.]

[garudas]

[She does lightly swat at his hand as they touch her hips, but besides that, she makes no effort to move him, eyes closing upon his lips brushing against her.]

Now I think you are just sucking up to me.

[ramuhs]

Well I know different ways to do that.

[A low, husky drawl as his lips run over and tug at her ear.]

[garudas]

[She shivers violently, a breathy chuckle leaving her as she turns her head, just enough that she can almost—almost—catch his lips.]

Save it for later, my love. I will forgive you then.

[ramuhs]

[And he will almost—almost—take them, but he just smirks.]

Very well. In the meantime, I'm going to finish my lovely duck.

[A playful wink before he kisses her nose and steps away~]

[garudas]

I think you ought to do something about that ample rump.

[She chews on her lip, biting back a smile before she turns around to stare at her own... glass charm.]

And what am I supposed to do with this?

[ramuhs]

Why? I think it's perfect.

[He glances at the smoking lightning and chuckles.]

But I think you should keep it, too. Would pair together well.

[garudas]

We shall hang them on your boat so that I might never have to look at them, yes?

[ramuhs]

Oh, I know just the perfect places for them.

[garudas]

[She is about to try and remove her glass from the pipe—can she do that? She doesn't even know—when she looks at him with a suspicious stare.]

... Where?

[ramuhs]

[Just a very playful hum as he decides to do a few more blows on the duck, setting it back in the kiln for a bit and maybe try to sculpt the feathers better (???).]

I'll keep it a surprise.

[garudas]

[But won't that make its rump plumper!?!?

When she sees him fixing the duck, however, she decides that maybe she should try to fix some of these droopy edges, as well as the lopsided face that this "essence" has decided to create. She stuffs it back into the kiln with a click of her tongue.]

Well, we should know where we are hanging all of these. We've got the ones we created earlier, these ones, and then the proper ones that we have yet to make.

[An embarrassed glance away from him.]

Perhaps those last ones should be... something together.