Who: Alhaitham & Kaveh
Status: Closed :]
Where: Everywhere (wherever the prompts take them)
What: A pair of roommates get very busy in the month of February
Warnings: The warning you need in seeing two men pine for each other so hard they grow an entire forest.
FEBRUARY 11TH | BEAUTY BANDITRY
Certainly, he knows the existence of the place and yes, he knows why its there, but for him those things have more or less been nothing more than near-negligible information for him to have. Needs of a sexual nature have never been his top priority by any means, though he knows it is not the same for others. Kaveh, for instance, tends to be far more upfront with his desires from what he remembersβsomething that Alhaitham doesn't really quite experience, certain unnamed incidents notwithstanding.
...all of this is to say that this particular job that they have taken has been somewhat surprising on many levelsβfrom the nature of the stolen goods to the discovery of the culprit himself, alongside his motivations.
Which now brings them to the present, as they are back to exactly where they've started: right smack in the center of Naughtilust itself, their culprit looking somewhat smug and pleased after voicing out his conditions for returning the stolen goods, as if convinced of the fact that he will have his way.
It's that, combined with the fact that Alhaitham at this point just kind of wants this job over and done with, that he simply saysβ] Sure.
[There is a pause now as the crowd that has gathered to watch this drama unfold find themselves caught off guard. Surely this supposed specimen of full on masculinity did not just agree to let himself be dolled up with make up? Most others like him would not at all!
A murmur breaks through the crowd now but Alhaitham pays it no mind, arms crossed over his chest as he waits to see how the other party wants to enact this supposed challenge of his.]
oh here we go
rubs hands in glee
the gay...the gay is happening.
the gay we all deserve
the gay we've fought for...
the gay that will always be there
the gay eternal
the gay supreme
gay paradise
paradise... like paradisaea... amirite...
the gayest bird in all the stars
and right next to it is vultur volans
they're...holding hands....
holding hands or holding talons :|a
eagle holding that entire ass bird of paradise in it's talons
big burd holding tiny burd...
like leetol hamburger....
smol burdburger...
carry him gently...
he will carry him like the most precious thing...
uwehhh
;3; wehssss
puts on the saxophone music
plays careless whisper
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hunka hunka burnin' love
burnin' a hole where I lay
I don't actually know most elvis songs oop--
its ok i actually had to google lololol
we're great at this
shhhh we are the best
winning at gay
completely winning
just like alhaitham
winning in life... winning in not-boyfriend... winning on his birthday...
winning in dead parents--
both of them are winning with that lbr
hey one of Kaveh's is still alive so Alhaitham wins!
u_u they're still both alone... but they have each other...
they'll always have each other...
lies down in a puddle of emotions
weh
wehhhhhh
ueehhhhh
T_T they love each other so much... but they don't know...........
they'll learn....they'll learn soon....
soon................. soon
Sooner than they know...
they'll never see it coming
violin chords
always back to the dramatic music with them
because they're extra and gay
very extra and very gay π³οΈβπ
just winning the gay competition
they're so real for that... heavy traces of homosexuality indeed
their strange friendship....
obviously they're just best friends amirite
the very best of friends...
only real homies break up and then get back together and sleep together under the pretense of rent
oh my god they were roommates
Somewhere between February 13th and February 18th | The Aftermath
But the pantry waits for no man. Kaveh has spent the morning looking through the cupboards to put together a list...surely it's fine if he doesn't go wake Alhaitham up, isn't it? Sure, he's still got the magic coffee cup ready and he's not intentionally hiding what he's doing but...it's just down the street? They need groceries?? It's surely fine, right?
...Right?]
enter one manchild
his overgrown cat...
can't be a cat when you don't pet him enough!!
bruh you have to ask for pets to get pets
well then pet him senior :C don't go out
but...we need groceries....
its fine just ask cid
cid does not live in our house alhaitham
he can if that means kaveh will stay indoors--
he's going to start wilting if he can't go on walkies.
he can go on walkies out in the yard with the gnomes how about that
alhaitham, no
its a fair compromise wdym
it is not a compromise at all.
:C :C :C
:(
emotional stupidity continues π©
emotional damage.
Later that evening | Aftermath of an aftermath
Still, even if one were to actually ask him how the aforementioned day went, Alhaitham would not be able to answer. Though he does not shy away from emotions or have the desire to turn them away (he can never, not reallyβemotions are, ultimately, a core aspect of humanity), it does not necessarily mean that he understands them in the way that Kaveh does. His senior, perhaps, might have a name to this thorny, prickly sensation that rests in his gut and lodges itself in his throat, but Alhaitham does not. The only thing he knows is that how uncomfortable all of this feels, and how much he wants it gone as quickly as possible. Yet he knows the only solution to achieve that is Kaveh himself, to settle whatever it is that has come between them.
It is not the first time they have argued like this. It will not be the last time they will argue, either. Alhaitham knows better than to expect otherwise, and yet...
There has only been a handful of times when he'd felt this discomforting sensation, and when it comes down to it he hadn't really so much as 'resolved' them as much as putting them aside and making a note to not tread down that path again. But even he knows that is only delaying the inventible rather than actually fixing the issue. It might be fine for now, but its nowhere near a foolproof method; if this song and dance happens enough times eventually there'll be a time where every path might easily lead to a route that should be avoided and all of this will happen again.
But what else can he do? He doesn't want to end up saying or doing anything that will only serve to activate Kaveh's misplaced sense of guilt, even if he has been getting better about that since the Interdarshan Tournament. Since he'd come to known that he has nothing to blame about himself in regards to his father's death, and things between them had been getting better in some ways...
Perhaps... perhaps he can take a chance, somehow. Things aren't the same between them as they were beforeβthat much he can recognize, and their time in this world thus far has changed things even further. Back in Sumeru there'd been undeniably some sort of status quo that the both of them hadn't touched upon, but since arriving here it'd undeniably shifted in ways he doesn't quite know how to describe. And not so long ago it'd all felt fine, and nowβ
The streetlamps flickering on nearby draw his attention out from the swirling recesses in his mind. The lamps turning themselves on mean that its already nighttime, which means he'd pretty much spent the whole day outside after having stormed out not long after his argument with Kaveh. There's certainly a level of hypocrisy here in where he'd ended up staying out the whole day after telling Kaveh to stay inside, but that hardly matters as much as everything else that still lingers in his mind.
Whatever the case, and despite his still uncertain feelings on the whole situation, Alhaitham doesn't want to end the day on a bad note. So he goes to the bar where he'd gone to pick up Kaveh in the past when his senior went drinking with Lyney (he'd still gotten the address saved, even until now) and buys a six pack of the wine he remembers Kaveh had been drinking the other time to bring back.
From there the walk back to the house doesn't take very long, even if mostly unfamiliar since the last time they were still living in the provided apartments. But he gets there, eventually, and its hard to ignore the way his heart pounds once the house becomes visible in the distance and gets closer with every step taken.
...running away is not something he ever intends to do, however, so Alhaitham resolves himself and walks that last bit of distance to the front door, opening it up with his keys and then stepping in before he can second guess himself. He shuts the door behind him once he's in, putting the six-pack down on the floor so that he can take out his footwear first before doing anything else.]
stupid gay drama hours ft. alhaitham and kaveh
the gayest drama
they're so stupid...
they're discovering emotions...........
maybe they'll discover communication one day....
they'll get there... they're getting there...
like pulling teeth from a crocodile but they're getting there
yes.... they gotta talk when its only just them and nobody else...
they need help,,,someone help them,,,,
nobody can help them but themselves........
all hands on deck he's saying words!
they're saying words!!
they're...doing their best...
they are... they'll get there.... believe in the power of love....
they're doing it...they're communicating...
they are... they are using the mouth words...
they can do it...I believe in them.
they will get there... they are getting there...
they're dumb but they're doing their best
they are bless them
they're learning...
they are...
now kith--
i also want them to kiss........
habbening
eventually...
they'll make it
yes... they will....
cuddles and kisses...
the endgoal... cuddles and kisses all the time...
soon...SOON....
sooooooooooonnnnnn u_u
and then they will kiss.
they will have many many kisses and will not be stopped
so much kissing...so little time...
all the kisses....... and more... /waggles eyebrows
ayyyy
hue hue hue
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I am tagging on my phone because the gay is that strong
fighting the cramps for the sake of Gay(TM)
truly fighting for our lives for our boys
they deserve it... they deserve this...
they've worked so hard....
it will pay off... soon
NOW
sleepy kiss.... uweh....
they still don't know...but they'll find out....
they'll know... soon... eventually...
Near the End of February | 23rd-25th | Zombire Mermaids
The problem really was that the latest round of zombie mermaid sightings were, unfortunately, not far from their house, merely an hour or two boat ride from the nearest dock, and Kaveh, very reasonably (he feels) suggested they should probably deal with it themselves instead of waiting for them to migrate closer. Solve the problem, get the reward, absolutely do not get bitten, test the latest adjustment of Alhaitham's earpieces for seasickness before they have to go off on a grand adventure with Cid.
There's something else Kaveh would like to test, of course. He's not sure how well it'll work. Maybe if they're lucky he won't need to. But...well.
He is fiddling with something, as they head for the docks--Kaveh secured a boat to borrow after repairing the engine for a local, which he'd done free of cost because he could--and now they just need to go but. Well, he's a little nervous, okay? The undead isn't a thing in Teyvat.]
doing what homies do, take out the local wildlife
decimating the local ecosystem one mermaid at a time
at least its something that the people want gone
what who doesn't want rotting murderous fishlady in the yard
certainly not alhaitham, it makes him gag in the unsexy way
kaveh's gonna find out today.
he had to know eventually
now everyone will be in the finding out stage
too busy being a sad wet cat of a man to be bothered
it's okay...kaveh's here....
pet him senior... comfort him...
why...didn't this comment post....
evil... preventing the gays...
homophobic chrome...
so rude... the rudest...
you can't stop the battle couple...
the dendro battle duo of destiny
alright now hold still for the healing grenade.
fellas is it gay to let yourself be dendro bomb'd by your roommate-slash-fwb
verdict: π³βπ
they gayest π³βππ³βππ³βπ
they're winning at gay
winning so hard
not winning at sea travel tho
can't win at everything sadly (cw: emeto)
pat pat
u_u comfort him senior...
He's gonna, but they gotta get home.
home where he can be a sad wet cat of a man
the saddest wettest cat
he's too cool, needed a debuff somewhere
it's okay, rely on your senior...
yes... he will... u_u pets from senior...
poor fussy cat
he's not having fun senior :C
shhhh it'll be okay, he's here...
u_u pets from kaveh... the best remedy...
the cure-all...
yes... the one that will solve everything...
he's doing his best anyway.
his best is more than enough
u3u
u3u world hard... kaveh soft and warm...
tucks alhaitham into bed....
holds out arms for kaveh to join...
time for the blanket burrito x 2 combo
the best combo
mawwaige...
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oh they are silly
they are so silly... and in love
married and they still don't know they're in love.
truly doing everything backwards
absolutely every step wrong and yet
and yet they made it work somehow
annnnd hurtling towards sin
menace vs menace
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