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<< september: maiden voyage >>

Welcome to our Maiden Voyage log for the game! Because the grand opening is a bit different from how things will normally flow, the log is more like an event log with the MANTA Board included at the bottom. The focus of the log will be everyone getting a first taste of the home base for each armada, but not before having a farewell celebration in Eltrut to the new initiates! Since it is a little beefy, we've included navigation links to help jump between sections.

Players are welcome to use the MANTA Board as additional prompts in the log, or create your own open logs for them. There is no wrong or right way, whatever is most convenient for you.

If you have any questions about the log, comment here. If you have questions about the game in general, please comment to the Game Info.

TOPLEVEL DIRECTORY (Updated September 13)

ELTRUT: FAREWELL SENDOFF

It's been about a week or so since the newest batch of riftfarers arrived, and now the ships are ready to take them to their native armada base. But before everyone goes their separate ways, a special "sendoff" is held for the new initiates. Hosted by older, veteran riftfarers and their respective armada affiliation, two major competitions are held. One is to promote partnership between the armadas, the other is for their competitiveness.

A fan favorite for a number of years now, Legends of the Gutsy Ultimate Sailor Warrior Competition is a massive two-person obstacle course that has a whole suite of challenges to test sailor's physical and mental resolve…and teamwork. The only real rule is each pair needs one Corsair and one Paladin, which can be made voluntarily or randomly. Along with crossing a pool via spinning logs, swinging and climbing ropes, and plummeting down ziplines, there are a few notable obstacles teams will need to get through.

🚪 Steering a giant ship's wheel in order to lift the door to the next obstacle. Both partners need to take turns, one spinning it upwards and the other continuing down.
🦑 They must piece together the three parts of the Silver Squid Statue, fitting each piece properly and vertically together (have to hear the snap to ensure the pieces connected!) and then placed it into a hole in a door to move on.
⛰️ The final obstacle is called Mount Grog, where the team must climb to the peak of this hill of craggy stone. While there are footholes aplenty, there are also steam vents, "landslides" of small boulder-shaped pillows, and warm "lava" of red-dyed ale, making the terrain slippery and sticky! Mind the steam and ale, they are made of strong liquor and may make those with low tolerance a bit…intoxicated.
🐱‍👤 While some are free to spectate and cheer in the audience, others may volunteer to try and sabotage the rest of the competition by chucking wilted produce, or if you're really lucky, the showrunners will pull you from the audience to hit switches to change up the layout of the map mid-race!

The second event is Capture the Flag and takes place along a long stretch of beach using the remains of two retired ships on either end: one with each of the three masts flying a red flag, the other with three blue flags. Each player will have a small flag of their armada colors attached to a belt on their waist, along with a few very full colored water balloons. The goal is to steal as many of the other team's flags as possible and bring them back to their ship before the hourglass runs out. The only rule is no magic allowed! Have to use good ol' wit and grit. All magic will be suppressed and all weapons taken/forced to be left behind.

💧 Everyone is armed with water balloons of their respective team color. Use them to pelt your opponents and get that flag!
🚩 Some may want to try and score big by capturing one of the ship's flags. But it won't be easy. There will be a "crew" defending their ships and will have cannons filled with giant water balloons, sticky nets, and life preserver rings to deploy against attackers. They can also use the rings to quickly grab their own teammates and pull them to safety.
⛓ There is a jail that caught opponents can be taken to right next to the ship. Either escape, help a caught teammate, or defend it!

After another night of reveling in various taverns (and likely getting into more bar fights), everyone will set sail the following morning, with or without the hangovers. Everyone should be prepared to pitch in their weight, as during the trip, they will learn how to be a deckhand, learning the literal ropes of pitching sails, swabbing decks, and working the galley. There could be other areas they might have access to if they have the skill for it. They will also have a chance to practice their magic. Don't worry, the ships are fitted with special protection that even a stray spell won't cause too much damage (though if it does, they better be prepared to repair and clean it up). And since it will take a few days to get to their respective leviathans, everyone should remember their temporary cabin number. Some may even have roommates.

But the number one rule for both ships is no fighting between members. Save it for when they're back on shore!

ELAH: PALADIN BASE

Compared to the bright colors and bustle of Eltrut, Elah is much more refined and orderly, especially the capital city of Baleen. Tall, sturdy buildings of polished marble and white coral with accents of gold and mother-of-pearl, set in tiered, orderly rings of sandstone-cobbled streets organized by purpose and class. The higher it is, the more affluent, with the Chambers of Council seated at its highest point. Yet there is very little to no poverty, as the citizens are diligent in keeping everything clean and everyone taken care of. That isn't to say there aren't "dirty" parts of the city…but for the most part it's a prosperous, bustling city that takes pride not only in its Paladin force, but in the arts and pursuit of higher education and research. High above one may see gondolas seemingly sailing in the air, but they are just riding the "breath streams'' of Elah that connect to the three blowholes spiracles lining the leviathan's back. In the distant north, one may even catch a glimpse of the main blowhole spiracle releasing a huge stream of water. Access is currently under construction, but new riftfarers will be able to access it soon.

At the center is the city's pride and joy: the Plaza Fontea. Around the outer rim are daily markets and performers to help cultivate the arts and casual business, and there are a number of gardens and ponds for visitors to relax and enjoy. And at its center is a grand mosaic in the great whale's image with a series of "water spouts" that shoot water up through the ground, sometimes to music. However, something is amiss. Without warning, the water is turning different colors and making fart noises. While anyone who might know some engineering is free to help those beneath the fountain to try and figure out what happened and repair it, others can try and catch the culprits who pulled this deplorable prank (hint, bunch of Corsairs, of course).

At the Nodding Kettle, there are some special items that new Paladins can receive. These items are also available on the Rewards Shop, but new members can choose one for free. These items are also special in that they will start at a basic level, but can be upgraded and refined for better effects (for a fee).

🔪 Dowsing Blade: Lvl 1. A short sword that once fully upgraded can find special treasures and precious metals. At level 1, it will only find junk, but who knows? One man's trash is another man's treasure. And rusted metal can still hurt in a fight—
🫧 Bubble Shield: Lvl 1. A shield that will grow in size and strength once fully upgraded and provide protection in the form of a dome. At level 1, it creates a small bubble that covers a small area next to the user and can only take a few hits before it pops.
🔦 Wayfinder Torch: Lvl 1. A torch that burns brighter and can illuminate and find any path to a designated location or exit once fully upgraded. At level 1, it can only illuminate up to a few feet and must be charged with magic to continue.

The educational district is one of the many prides and joys of Elah, and especially the block containing the sprawling, U-shaped Archives framing the massive, gold-framed glass dome of the Conservatory. The core of the Archives is a blocky building of very weathered marble, with two longer and more slender wings; nearly every room inside is dedicated to some sort of specialized library, lecture hall, laboratory, or archaeological restoration room. The Conservatory, meanwhile, is teeming with the rarest of plants, flocks of birds, skittering reptiles, and even small artificial tide pools hosting reef-dwelling fauna and small schools of fish. As new members explore the complex, they may find the new items will come in handy for their tasks.

📖 There's been intel of Corsairs targeting the Archives for their next heist, especially the special collection in the library. Newer Paladins will be asked to guard the library in shifts and keep an eye out for anyone suspicious.
🦤 Oh no, Angus the Dodo has escaped the conservatory again! Capture him and bring him back unharmed. Thankfully he's peaceful and not very smart, but he is easily startled and surprisingly fast. He's a glutton for fruit, nuts, and seeds, and he's infamous for stealing fancy hats, especially if they have feathers on them.
🏰 Reports have come in of a nearby island with ruins of an ancient castle standing on them. Venture out, document the site, and retrieve any artifacts for proper cataloging at the Archives before the Corsairs break or steal anything important.

NOGARD: CORSAIR BASE

While Eltrut and Elah both have relatively smooth surfaces to build on, Nogard's back is covered in jutting ridges and spines. Between the uneven terrain, the transformation between Nogard's living sea form and skeletal land form, and the demon-ridden forest, structures here focus much more on defense and ease of repair or relocation as needed than on matching a set theme. Buildings in Fang are made from a mishmash of old metal, driftwood, and bone, but are often decorated with bright murals and graffiti, drapes of colorful fabrics, and intricate sea glass creations. Taverns and pubs can be found on nearly every corner, loud music and cheers and more than occasionally the sounds of a brawl pouring out from about noon to the wee hours of the morning.

Currently Nogard has settled on a remote island, its skeletal structure nestled deep within the island's cove, creating a natural barrier that will only allow Corsair ships in and out. They will be there for a while, taking advantage of the beasts that inhabit the island and provide valuable materials to be sold. But of course it can get boring, so it's not surprising to see the more "reckless" ziplining from one curved rib to another high above the city. There are also some makeshift fighting arenas for members to test their strength. Those who prefer to actually learn about Nogard's current settlement set out to canvas and explore the island, hoping to find some other ruins or resources that could be useful.

At the Leviathan's Maw, there are some special items that new Corsairs can receive. These items are also available on the Rewards Shop, but new members can choose one for free. These items are also special in that they will start at a basic level, but can be upgraded and refined for better effects (for a fee).

🧥 Camouflage Cloak: Lvl 1. A cloak that once upgraded will allow the wearer to shift and blend into their surroundings. At level 1, it's a bit ratty looking and only useful if hiding in shadows. Even then it's only for a few seconds, but better than none.
🔁 Ring of Returning: Lvl 1. A ring that once upgraded will allow the wearer to return to a specific location upon activation. At level 1, it can only be used once per day and returns you to a public space.
🔀 Ring of Evasion: Lvl 1. A ring that once upgraded will allow the wearer to have increased movement speed and dodging ability. At level 1, it is only effective in avoiding small objects and getting through crowds easier. Not useful for combat until upgraded.

While there are some "respectable" stores and merchants around Nogard, the Black Market is what the city of Fang is best known for. And as part of their initiation, new members are sent to the literal underbelly of the leviathan's skeletal remains where the Black Market exists. Those new free items offered by the Leviathan's Maw may be useful…

💍 Several sellers have put up requests for certain "special rare items" to help restock their wares, but these items are "special" and "rare" for a reason. From needing to kill monsters on the island Nogard has settled on and harvesting for certain materials, to stealing from certain ships and rich houses in Elah (oops).
🏰 On a certain island, there are some castle ruins that has been recently discovered and there are some artifacts and relics that could catch a hefty price if brought back. Just ignore the Paladins who may be excavating…and perhaps take their finds.
📦 Some merchants have special wares that need to be delivered to their clients all over Nogard and on some neighboring islands. Of course, there are many others who might try to steal it…whatever is inside it. Wait—did the box just shake? What, protect the package and deliver it safely!

MANTA BOARD

As mentioned above, usually the Quest Board will be posted separately as we won't normally have logs like these. But for everyone's convenience, we've included it here for additional prompts. Players can either use the quest board here in their toplevels, or create their own open log for them if they prefer to keep it separate and spread things out more.

GENERAL

PALADINS

CORSAIRS

BOUNTIES

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» GENERAL (4pts)

Dockside Repairs

Reward: 100 dubloons and a serving of cinnamon sugar grog for each day of hard work.

A recent tempestuous storm wreaked havoc upon Eltrut’s main port, leaving many of its docks in dire need of repair.

We are seeking dedicated workers to lend a helping hand in restoring the damaged docks. We encourage those with specialized abilities in carpentry, construction, or any related field (magic, physical or otherwise) to join in the collective effort to repair the docks as soon as possible.

As we are not sure how many newcomers we will have in the future we must restore the port to its former glory, ensuring it serves as a steadfast foundation for our maritime activities! Please help out!

Seahorse Whisperers

Reward: 100 dubloons and a seahorse charm that allows you to bond with gentle sea creatures easily. Doesn’t appear to work well on the angry ones.

Atnam Island has been graced with the arrival of a spirited new batch of young seahorses.

These magnificent creatures are wild and energetic and difficult to tame. We are seeking daring individuals who are up to the challenge of calming and training these giant temperamental seahorses to become reliable and majestic mounts in the water.

Those who dare to embark on this training journey will be rewarded for their efforts. Alongside the profound satisfaction of witnessing the growth and development of these magnificent creatures, you will receive a special token of appreciation for your successful training.

Caviar Conundrum

Reward: 100 dubloons and one tin of orange lanternfish caviar. The caviar itself is said to induce vivid lucid dreams.

A fresh shipment of rare live orange lanternfish has arrived.

There are barrels of them ready to be harvested for their delicious caviar. We are looking for able hands to help collect the fish eggs from this rare fish. You’ll be equipped with the buckets and scoops needed.

However, be forewarned, for these fish are highly territorial and possess a potent electrical bite. Slowly navigating their space and avoiding their electrifying defences will require careful strategy and patience. The tales caution that even a single bite from these remarkable creatures can induce paralysis lasting an hour.

Woody Rarities

Reward: 100 dubloons and a piece of crystal wood that faintly glows when it is about to rain.

A cluster of ancient trees has piqued curiosity, as they appear to defy nature's laws by remaining dry during rainfall.

This phenomenon has caught the attention of keen observers, and we now seek crafty individuals to investigate further.

Venture to the tops of hills or mountains on Eltrut Island and examine these remarkable trees, and gather samples of their purportedly waterproof bark and wood for thorough testing. If proven true, this extraordinary property could revolutionize shipbuilding techniques and open new horizons for maritime exploration.

Bottle Voyage!

Reward: Probably some bad advice. Or a love letter. Or maybe a new friend?

Have you heard of messages in a bottle?

Embrace the sea's powerful enchantment! Pen a heartfelt letter, place it in a glass bottle and release it into the ocean's waves to see what happens.

Rumour has it that within three days, the bottle will return to you with a reply. Discover personal advice, fortunes, or messages from far away. Perhaps even find a lifelong pen pal through this method! Unleash your heartfelt words into the water and let the sea work its wonders!

Results may vary. (Optional: For added flavour attempt posting your bottle message to a random character's inbox.)

» PALADINS (4pts)

Paws of Valor

Reward: A voucher for a free dagger at The Nodding Kettle: Blacksmith and Wares.

Hello, aspiring recruits! We are in need of your assistance to gather iron ore at the local mines, a vital resource for crafting cannonballs to fortify the armada. Although the task at hand may be arduous, it is of utmost importance!

However, we must provide one gentle warning. One of our captains recently lost his pet wildcat, Whiskerbeard, and she has been left to roam freely. Whiskerbeard has a mischievous streak and enjoys playing pranks on new recruits. While she may pose a playful challenge during your ore collection, we trust that you young and agile newcomers will find ways to work around her more violent antics. Please do not harm her or your coin will be cut in half for an entire month!

Five Finger Discount-inued

Reward: The sheer satisfaction of doing the right thing.

Reports have emerged of pickpockets and thieves falling victim to a frustrated shop owner–turned–vigilante, resulting in severed fingers and a growing stain on the Paladin’s reputation for maintaining order among the various port marketplaces.

In order to address this issue and uphold the principles of justice, we need your expertise to delve into the local shops and uncover the truth behind these vigilante actions. It is crucial to identify the shop owner responsible as well as apprehend any theives and restore a sense of balance and fairness to the markets.

However, it is essential to approach this investigation with a focus on fairness and adherence to the law. Our aim is to ensure a just and lawful resolution, and a few fewer fingers being cut off, including yours.

Chasing Tuna Titans

Reward: A casket of fine wine. The bigger the fish, the bigger the casket.

The recent influx of newcomers has led to an increased demand for foodstuffs, placing a strain on our hardworking fishermen. To aid them in meeting these demands, the fishermen have requested assistance from the Paladin's vessels to catch a fresh supply of large tuna fish until new fishermen can be trained.

Join the fishing ships in procuring a bountiful supply of giant tuna fish. Be prepared for the challenge, for these magnificent creatures can grow to sizes ranging from sixty pounds to a staggering four hundred pounds. Good luck reeling them in!

» CORSAIRS (4pts)

Traded Secrets

Reward: A recipe for a dubious-looking soup made to be highly addictive and whatever else you steal from the ship.

There is a popular merchant ship that sells soup out of its main deck that is travelling the seas lately. Its tantalising flavours have ignited such fervent desire that people are willing to engage in battles and even sink ships to secure a coveted bowl. And you’ll be damned if you don’t get a bowl of it before it’s all gone! Find the secrets behind the renowned travelling ship's irresistibly delectable soup!

Surely, there has to be a trick to it. Begin by infiltrating the merchant’s ship, whether by legitimate means or through becoming a discreet passenger and find out what that secret ingredient is. What makes this soup so tantalising that people are willing to give someone a black eye to get it. Is it a frog's legs? Eye of newt? Some kind of illegal drug? Paprika?

Unconventional Couture

Reward: A silk dress of your choice and a pocket gun that can be concealed in a boot.

A renowned mistress from the lantern light district in Naughtilust seeks diverse bodies to showcase her exquisite collection of rare silks and gowns. Don’t worry, she disregards conventional standards and welcomes individuals of any body type or gender, recognizing the beauty in diversity. The more types the better, actually!

However, it is imperative to maintain utmost discretion, as these precious garments were acquired through unconventional means (they were stolen). This gathering is intended for a select group of haughty guests who will appreciate the opulence and allure of these clandestine treasures. So keep it hush-hush! There are dubloons to be squeezed!

Pickpocketing Practice

Reward: A lesson learned for every pocket picked.

With the influx of new scallywags on our shores, the Corsair ships have taken it upon themselves to impart their expertise in the art of pickpocketing. If you're ready to master the craft and enhance your acting, lying, and sleight-of-hand skills, then step forward and join their pickpocketing seminars!

Under the guidance of experienced Corsairs, you'll learn the tricks of the trade, honing your abilities to make a quick dubloon when navigating crowded streets or lively gatherings.

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. As you venture out to test your newfound skills, exercise caution and subtlety. A successful pickpocket knows the importance of being undetected. The Corsairs will not come to your aid should you find yourself hanging around in the gallows. Or losing a few fingers.

» BOUNTIES (6pts)

Giga Mantis Shrimp

Reward: 500 dubloons.

Said to be as large as a horse with a sting as powerful as a hundred stinging jellyfish. This creature has somehow grown larger than most other mantis shrimp and it has been hunting down and eating the heads of male prey. Find this creature in the ocean and kill it before it hunts and eats more innocent sailors.

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✦ Size: Medium
✦ Type: Sea creature
✦ Strengths: Powerful pincers, Swift swimmer, Carnivorous, Stinging spines
✦ Weaknesses: Lightning, Sharp weapons, Piercing weapons

Horned Dolphin

Reward: 1000 dubloons. An extra 500 dubloons for the horn.

A rare dolphin with a strange magical glowing horn has been sighted in the ocean. Although some of the rumours are saying that the dolphin is merely a lost narwhal. It seems to only appear when the weather is foggy which makes it particularly difficult to find. Find it and record proof of its existence or kill it and farm the horn for an extra bounty.

Read More.

✦ Size: Large
✦ Type: Sea creature
✦ Strengths: Light magic, Swift swimmer, Omnivourous, Peaceful
✦ Weaknesses: Wind magic, Darkness magic, Blunt weapons

» SPECIALS (12pts)

None

Reward: None

No special quests at this time.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Yeah, when was there commentary?

But also—]

No, wait—

[WHY IS SHE TRYING TO GRAB HIS PANTS??]

[TO PULL HERSELF UP??? DUH!!!!]

Just hold still. I got this.

[And she's going to try... hopefully he's still wearing all those belts, because she has them in an iron grip now.]

[HE DOES BUT THIS IS STILL—

Fine whatever.]

[He'll hear her grunting from below, feel her hands slipping every now and then from the way the ale makes him all slippery, ugh!!!]

Just a little furth—whoa—!

[Nope, nope, nope! Before she can slide all the way back down and lose all of her progress, she clambers for something—anything to grab onto for purchase. If she falls again, then this is all over. So, Tifa stretches her arms even higher, meaning to wrap them all the way around his legs, but instead, her hands land somewhere they shouldn't.

...

....

Clapped right on his ass.

Though, whether she realizes it right away is another problem because she just sighs with relief when she's no longer sliding away...]

[Eustace had been keeping his head averted because this is the most embarrassing and somewhat humiliating position he's ever been—]

—!?!??!

[NO. IT GOT WORSE. The moment he feels her grab him, he stiffens and almost jumps back—which would have been a disaster since there's nothing there so it's only at the last second that he catches himself and looks down at her with a flushed hiss.]

What the hell are you doing—

[——————

Only to have this be a mistake because what the hell kind of view is this. With her face right in front of his—]

Tifa!

[She hisses back.]

What do you think!?

[But that movement of his only makes it worse, because Tifa only grabs on tighter when he stiffens, bringing her as close to him as possible as they struggle to find some sort of leverage on this ledge. Had he just stayed still—

"Ahaha! Looks like someone's hungry for a sandwich!"

Tifa ignores the commentators as she moves up and up—

She feels her own face flush, and there's a quiet "oh" from down below when her face is right in front of his—]

D-don't move, okay!? Just stay right where you are.

[She's just going to pretend like he has no idea or something!?]

[There's a clear sound of disgruntled displeasure at all this, but there really isn't much else he could do like this. So he just had to grit his teeth and look away, trying not to think much about this.

...

................

Which was hard when he was currently very much attuned to how she was moving around him—

"Wow, guess that's one way to climb up a man!"

"Well if I were her, I would, too, heh."

He's going to rain lightning on this entire place he swears—]

Hurry up.

[She is going to have several words to say to these commentators when she is finished with this...]

Don't rush me...!

[She hisses back at him with an uncharacteristic patience, but the longer she takes and the longer she lies in this sticky puddle of ale that's pooled around them, the worse it starts to get, and the harder "climbing him" becomes. He'll feel her hands hook around his belt, and with all of her might, Tifa slowly starts to lift herself up...

...

Just ignore the fact that her whole body is sticky as it runs up the length of his, or the fact that her face is as red as a tomato right now, and she'll grab onto his cloak and then his shoulders as she very slowly clambers her way back up like he's a tree she's desperately trying to reach the top of.

Which now leaves her with her face buried in his chest, her hair a complete mess, and both of them smelling strongly of alcohol.]

[This is.

So awkward.

And normally he could get through something like this without much thought, but he is becoming more acutely aware of her presence, heat rising up the back of his neck and even a little to his cheeks, his face a bit more flushed than it normally would be.

And now she has her face buried in his chest?????]

.......Can I move yet?

[Just a muffled,] Mm-hm.

[Though, now she is in the "now what" phase, because while he can move, will that only make things worse? She has a good hold on him right now, with her fingers gripping his cloak, but should he misstep even a little bit, this could go downhill again very, very fast.

So, she will hold onto him until he is finally ready to move, still ignoring the part where he is looming over her and sandwiching her right up against the wall...]

[...

.....

This is not helping.]

You.........

[A click of his tongue before he shakes his head, trying to get his thoughts straight. He looks back up now, noticing how much further they have to go.]

...Maybe you should turn around, hold onto the wall instead.

How is that going to—!?

[You know what, she isn't even going to argue. Her head is too fuzzy and her face is too hot and everything is so sticky that she does not have the mind or the energy to protest.

But there's just one problem...

There's very little room for her to do so with him pressed to her like this, so bear with her while this gets a bit uncomfortable...

Because she has to shuffle and shimmy her hips, and she is becoming very, very aware of how close they are to one another on this little ledge.

...

....

But she'll get turned around eventually.

.......

Ahem.

Nope. Not going to say anything.]

[...........

This was a very poor mistake and he's regretting every second of this. BUT WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.]

...I'm moving.

[And now his voice is closer to her ear as he carefully shimmies himself to the side. One hand first, then a foot, and let's just ignore how his body slides against hers as he carefully swings his leg around before pulling his arm over.

THERE.

FREE.

SEPARATED.

You know he would be fine if they just called it quits right now—]

[She holds her breath, as if even that will press her closer, or threaten their balance and make them slip... Her head falls against the rock while she waits, trying not to pay attention to the press of his body against hers, or the way he hovers over her the way that he does, so tall and so warm... No, it's definitely the alcohol talking and making her head spin, not him...

Though hopefully he doesn't catch that little sigh that leaves her before they are both free, or the way she screws her eyes shut until she feels the wind at her back again.

But as soon as they are separated at long last—that felt like an eternity—she's a little scared to start moving again.]

Eustace... [There's an urgency in her voice, despite its airiness.] We're nearly there. Grab my hand.

[Ignore the flush in her cheeks, please.]

[...]

I think you're the one who needs to hold onto mine.

[So he'll grab it, but only so that he can lead.]

You're drunk.

[...

Not that he isn't, but he thinks his faculties and senses are a little better than hers. Though for how much longer he's not sure. He still feels a little flushed from before, which is unusual, and if he moves too much too quickly he can feel that telltale sway of his balance, another thing that's not normal.]

Oh...

[She stares down at their hands when he grabs for hers, her brows arching and eyes widening as if he'd done the most unbelievable thing ever.

But at his next comment—]

I'm not!

[And she punches him gently on the arm as he leads her along.]

I haven't even had anything to dri—whoops!

[She trips, tumbling into him a little... enough that she can reach up and poke his cheek with a grin.]

You're drunk.

[Just a heavy frown at that poke as he half holds onto her.]

Whatever, come on.

[No time for this nonsense!! He'll just try to continue guiding them, but even feels his balance swaying and has to hastily grab the wall, his foot less sure.

And perhaps because he is more drunk that his mood is souring and he's even grumpier than usual.

Like rambling complaints.]

Damn game... Who the hell came up with this, tsk. And stop giggling!

But it's funny...

[It's okay, she'll be amused for both of them as she lets him guide her without much thought... which is probably a bad thing because she slips again on the ale-covered ground as more of it spews out of a spout near them, pouring over the wall she's pressed against, and then over her boots.]

Look at you. You're so grumpy, it's kinda cute...

Cute?

[A loud, derisive snort.]

You really are drunk... No, delusional. And who's grumpy?

[Says the one who has a clearly grumpy tone of voice.]

It's just...annoying. And noisy.

[Oh, she's very drunk now—perhaps drunker than she ever has, and she hasn't consumed a single drop of alcohol on this mountain. The tip of her nose and her cheeks are rosy, and her eyes are heavy and clouded. She feels light and airy, giggly, practically gleeful as she shuffles along with Eustace, laughing every time she accidentally missteps or slips on the sticky rocks.]

I'm not the grumpy one. Look at your eyebrows... and your ears!

[She stares up at them with wide, awed eyes.]

And your face is soooooo red!

[UuUuuUuUuUgGgGGgGGhhHhHH]

You're one to talk. You've been like that since before.

[Before what??? But he's now staring at some handholds as if they are an enemy before swearing and picking a set to climb up.

Ugh. Stupid mountain. Stupid challenge.

He wants to cuddle with Valo... Where is he anyway...]

[Waiting eagerly for him on the other side of this mountain!!! Boy, Tifa sure could use his encouragement right now.

As Eustace begins to climb up, however, Tifa watches him from beneath with a pout on her face.]

Wait, what about me!?

[As if he's just leaving her behind..... and can't climb up herself....]

Red like a lobster.

[WELL SHE BETTER START CLIMBING because he's still going.]

[WELL FINE THEN, SHE WILL.]

I'm not—!

[A lobster!? Ugh!!!

And it's a damn good thing that she's a particularly good climber when she's sober, so while she is a bit drunk still, she can at least put her feet and hands into the holes that he does...

But as soon as she gains on him, for some reason or another that will make no sense to her even when she is past all of this, she thinks that grabbing his ankle to pull herself up instead is the better idea.]

[He hears her catching up, but he doesn't really care since it's not a race. He just wants to get to the top and be done with this dumb challenge.

But then she GRABS HIS ANKLE!?]

—!!

[He actually slips and loses his grip, sliding down before he catches the next handholds, his feet now dangling.]

The hell are you doing!?

ELTRUT: FAREWELL SENDOFF

ELAH: PALADIN BASE

NOGARD: CORSAIR BASE

MANTA BOARD

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